Snallish Principles

The Snallish Principles are a set of guidelines for better spiritual living. They were put forth by the doctor, philosopher, religious scholar, and nutjob Dalton Snall

An excerpt from the Snallish Principles:

"-It is highly recommended that men over six feet in height drink at least four cups of sea water a day. This will lead to regular bowels, which will lead to financial gain."

-"A bird in the bush is worth two pecking your eyes out."

-"Speaking of birds pecking your eyes out, there is one key to a successful marriage: honesty. It is of utmost importance that both the husband and his wife talk to one another in an honest way. My wife would never lie to me, nor I to her. And that is why we are happy."

-"It is best to wake up early than later."

-"In order to best know oneself, one must know the outer self. I recommend regular bouts of communing with nature, frolicking amongst the trees and showing affection to the wildlife. Only then can one find inner peace." -