Hall Of Infamy

GURPS1/3 Care Bears: Call of Cthulhu

Hall of Infamy

A disclaimer: This game has been running since 1997. Things I thought were okay as a 19 year old socially awkward college kid really weren't. They weren't then, and they certainly aren't now. However, this is a comprehensive list of the Care-Bears-That-Were, even the problematic ones. Every single one was enthusiastically given the green-light by me, at the time. They remain on this list to remind me to DO BETTER. To anyone casting their own game; at the very least, try not to punch down.

Care Bear Second-Cousins

0. TemplateBear

  1. 00Bear
  2. 2D Bear
  3. 2nd Law of Thermodynamics Bear
  4. Absolute Zero Bear
  5. All-seeing Eye Dog (2nd Cousin, once removed)
  6. Amateur Porn Bear
  7. Ambiguous Bear
  8. Annoying Meme Bear
  9. Annoyingly New-Agey Bear
  10. Ash Bear
  11. Aware Bear
  12. Awkward Social Situations Bear
  13. Bad Idea Bear
  14. Bad Touch Bear
  15. Beware Bear
  16. Biker Dyke Bear
  17. Bipolar Bear
  18. Bitter Civil Servant Bear
  19. Blind Bear
  20. Bondage Bear
  21. Bridezilla Bear
  22. Bulemia Bear
  23. Bull-Dyke Bear
  24. Cancer Bear
  25. Candy(-Ass) Bear
  26. CareBorg
  27. Catholic Priest Bear
  28. Childlike Innocence Bear
  29. Chocoholic Bear
  30. Communist Bear
  31. Copyright Infringement Bear
  32. Cosplay Bear
  33. Crocodile Hunter Bear
  34. Cyber Bear
  35. Daytime Soaps Bear
  36. Dead Bear
  37. Dead Celebrity Bear
  38. Death of 1000 Paper-Cuts Bear
  39. Disgruntled Office Secretary Bear
  40. Dismember Bear
  41. Divine Bovine
  42. Dude-bro Bear
  43. Eating Disorder Bear
  44. Eats Too Much Pudding Bear
  45. Ebola Bear
  46. Ennui Bear
  47. Excessively Self-Righteous Bear
  48. Feminazi Bear
  49. Flashback Bear
  50. Forgetful Bear
  51. Francophile Bear
  52. Fratboy Bear
  53. Frederick Winslow Taylor Bear
  54. Frequently Asked Questions Bear
  55. Freshman Mating Season Bear
  56. Frozen Bear
  57. Fry-Cook Bear
  58. Gambling Addict Bear
  59. Gangrenous Bear
  60. Geriatric Bear
  61. Ghetto Fabulous Bear
  62. Global Warming Bear
  63. Grizzly Bear
  64. Hallucination Bear
  65. Healthy Alternatives Bear
  66. Heavy Flow Day Bear
  67. HUGGER Bear
  68. I'll Be Bear
  69. "I'm Not Wearing Any Pants" Bear
  70. Incompetent Social Worker Bear
  71. Incontinence Bear
  72. Industrial Accident Bear
  73. Intelligent Design Bear
  74. Klutz Bear
  75. Knocked-Up Bear
  76. Kung-Fu Action Bear
  77. Leap Before You Look Bear
  78. Less-Than-Three Bear
  79. Litigation Bear
  80. Livejournal Drama Bear
  81. Lobotomy Bear
  82. LOLCat Bear
  83. Machiavellian Bear
  84. Man Gravy Bear
  85. Medical Malpractice Bear
  86. Middle-Bear
  87. Moonbeam Bear
  88. Morale Boost Media Bear
  89. Mr. Rogers Bear
  90. Multiple-Personality Bear
  91. Musical Theater Bear
  92. Myopia Bear
  93. Nightwalker Bear
  94. Not Tonight I have a Headache Bear
  95. Oblivious Bear
  96. Offensive Medic Bear
  97. Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? Bear
  98. Organic Choices Bear
  99. Orginal All-America Bear #1 OK! (Cheap Chinese Knock-off Bear)
  100. Oubliette Bear
  101. Overindulgence Bear
  102. Overtime Bear
  103. Pall Bear
  104. Panda Ring Bear
  105. Paranoia Bear
  106. Parody Bear
  107. Particle Bear
  108. PCP Bear
  109. Pee Wee Herman Bear
  110. PETA Bear
  111. Politically Correct Ursine-American
  112. Poor Self Image Bear
  113. Portal Bear
  114. Professor Bear
  115. Punny Bear
  116. Pyro Bear
  117. Quish Bear
  118. Race-Card Bear
  119. Radiation Sickness Bear
  120. Rapid Exothermic Reaction Bear
  121. Recursion Bear
  122. Recycling Jesus Bear
  123. Redneck Bear
  124. Robbing Hood Bear
  125. Runs With Sharp Objects Bear
  126. Rusty Nail Bear
  127. SchadenFreude Bear
  128. Scientology Bear
  129. Semantic Gymnastics Bear
  130. Sergeant Steelheart!
  131. Siamese Twin Bear
  132. Simon Sez Bear
  133. Slash-fic Bear
  134. Slow Reaction Time Bear
  135. Smarter-Than-The-Average Bear
  136. Snakes on a Bear
  137. Soup Nazi Bear
  138. Spanish Inquisition Bear
  139. Spike, the Tattoed Bear
  140. Stereotypical Jewish Mother Bear
  141. Steven Col-Bear
  142. "Stop the Goddamn Voices!" Bear
  143. Substance Abuse Bear
  144. Super Happy Fun Time Bear
  145. Totally Non-copyright-infringing Stetson and Bullwhip Bear
  146. Totally Not-a-Closeted Republican Bear
  147. Tourettes Bear
  148. Transparent Bear
  149. Undergraduate Physics Student Bear
  150. Unsafe at Any Speed Bear
  151. V for Vendetta Bear
  152. Warez Bear
  153. Wear Bear
  154. Wedge-Summoning Bear
  155. Were-Bear
  156. Where Bear?

Villain NPCs

  1. Acceptable Collateral Damage Bear
  2. Assistant Coach "Rub-Some-Dirt-On-It" Bear
  3. Bearmakazi Steve and the Bearmakazi Squad
  4. Cannibal Bear
  5. "Chief Bear" Bear and Little bear
  6. Civil Pacification Bear
  7. Coach "Walk-It-Off" Bear
  8. Compassionate Eugenics Bear
  9. Completely On the Up-and-Up Bear
  10. Das Folkenthuminder Germanische Musik Bar (Music of the German People Bear)
  11. Deadbeat Bear
  12. Death Bear
  13. Dread-Emperor Coldheart
  14. Einsatzgruppen Bär (Special Task Force Bear)
  15. Ethnic Cleansing Bear
  16. First-Degree Murder Bear
  17. Grim, the Reap-Bear
  18. Gruesome Decapitation Bear
  19. Headhunter Bear
  20. Hitler-Jungend Bär (Hitler Youth Bear)
  21. Hush Money Bear
  22. Innocent Bystander Bear
  23. Lizard Milker Bear
  24. Master Blast-Bear
  25. Meshugeh Bear
  26. Patchwork Bear
  27. Solidarity Through Struggle Bear
  28. Soup Nazi Bear
  29. The Once-and-Future Bear
  30. Tribal Lackey Bear
  31. Tribal Lackey Bear
  32. UltraMega Bear Green
  33. Unpaid Overtime Bear
  34. Unstoppable Juggernaut of Progress Bear