Tom T

Tom was a prom night dumpster baby raised on the streets by a schizophrenic hobo and a Scottish terrier both named Jumbles. After pioneering a form of stereoscopic tattoo art, he hired the world's best geneticists to create an army of griffins he could use in his plans for world domination. While most of the griffins created in Operation Silverbeak were killed or maimed by the United States Air Force, they still remain the primary guards of his underground fortress in Texarkana. His likes include long walks on the beach, yoga, griffin polo, and amateur immanentization of the eschaton.