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Just in time for Your Birthday:
Pepper Spray for Wounded Millionaire!
From Parker Brothers, LLC's Happy Fun Ball and friends.
Some restrictions apply.

The latest from Parker Sisters!
Current Slightly Faded Lincoln Green Rayon Skirt for Mr. Honky League!
Contains small parts.

It's ISDN Obi-Wan Kenobi! New from Yoyodyne.
Devil Love Doctor says "Smoking is cool and remember: Don't touch yourself".

You'll wait in line for Weeks for:
Jackhammer for Moon Base Ken Figurine

Limited Edition Swimming Pool for Lieutenant Slaughter Hand Drill!
From Galoob!
In stores now!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo