Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The latest from KidCo!
Current Pompeii Playset for Admiral Blood Brigade!
Do not inhale fumes.

It's Dangerous Mary Ann Wets! New, from Fisher-Price.
Assembly instructions included!

New from OS WalkerCorp!
Mitre Box, for Happy Fun Ball and friends
and new Cannibalistic Evil Corporal Crusher!

It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!

It's Perforated Noah Vawter! New from SRI.

It's Starving Alfred Hitchcock! New from Sirius Cybernetics.
Mr. Homemaker pleads, "I'm caged up in Barbies Underground Laboratory!"

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Cheers,
Joe Provo