Joe "Crimson" Provo's Perpetually Warping Web Junk

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou currish rude-growing harpy, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning pox-marked maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 1:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"Your right to swing a frying pan ends at my nose."
--old Anarchist proverb

I suggest you visit the web-based online game Lost and visiting the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Flying Hussies from Beyond the Stars ***

   And You'll Also See the Grisly

   *** Scream of the Sex Crazed Mutants ***

   Definitely NOT for children under 10!!