Crimson's Web Pages

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou vain base-court whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous hell-hated flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Little-known Joe Fact Number Nineteen:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, an eager student saw a sage by a field.
The student humbly said,  "What is the nature of insight?"
Said the master: "As the heart is close to the bird, so is darkness covered with the silence."
In that moment, the student became Enlightened.