jprovo's Often Shifting World-Wide-Weirdness

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 5:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"If Windows is the solution, may we have the problem back?"
--anonymous

Might I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"I Remember All Four of My Previous Incarnations," Announces Davey Jones.

Cheers,
joe