Joe "Crimson" Provo's Shifting Junk

We're making the world safe for Capitalism

-Billy Bragg

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou unmuzzled bat-fowling harpy, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou froward sheep-biting puttock, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Sixty-Six:
His favorite colour is squant.

"Yes, keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out of your head."
--Barry Shein

I suggest you visit the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Romance Movie Fans!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Highway of the Burning Goddesses from Jim Dandy ***

   With the Gripping Co-Feature

   *** Hercules vs. The Teenaged Damned ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Hideous Car-Parking Sequence!