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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 70:
"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out Jack Jansen, Bozo Texino, or Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
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