Joe's Web Pages

The arrows burst my skin
to show what is left of me

-The Wolfgang Press

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou wayward fat-kidneyed lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou froward fool-born canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Fourty-Eight:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

"I'm tired of this back-slapping "aren't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're viruses with shoes, okay? That's all we are."
--Bill Hicks

I suggest visiting the online game Lost or that you hop over to Noah Vawter shifty crackpot; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Xuxa to Billy Graham: Drop a Chicken or It's Over.