Joe "Crimson" Provo's Expected Web Grunk

I sing of you in my demented songs


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou warped beef-witted hedge-born baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fobbing earth-vexing apple-john, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting real anarchist literature at Spunk Library now.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  <<<  Flock of KoalaFishMutantBirds >>>
Will Play at These Groovy Places:
7/4          Wembley Stadium 
9/28          The Iron Horse Pub 
Call 555-3416 for more info!

Tonight at The Red Elephant!
 Black Shoe Horns
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Swampy McGonigle (of Lapdances For Iron Man)!

The Thrashing Noses
 rippin' it up with ...
Blue Lamps

 shakin' the foundations with ...
Polycarbonate Turns into Lead
 ... Free Cocaine at the door!