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Well-known Joe Fact Number Sixty:
"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... DON'T MISS this Scary Feature! *** Shame of the Chainsaw Mole People *** Together With the Equally Gripping *** Forbidden Knowledge of the Slithering Daleks *** Definitely NOT for Yoyodyne employees!!