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Well-known Catfish Fact Number 9:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Snooty Victor Mature with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from Mattel. Do not inhale fumes.
Cheers,
joe