The Catfish's Web Grunk

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou infectious coxcomb, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny toad-spotted vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fourty-Six:
He once interviewed Worcester band Thin Red Line on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"The famous Bill Gates system, with which this is being composed, makes Rube Goldberg seem like a kindergartener. Windows 95 is what Rube would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T."
--Russell Baker, New York Times

Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Buckaroo Banzai! New from Bandai, LLP.  
Pron Queen Lemur-Boy sold separately.