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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this Tuesdays MST3K Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! The Boomtown Festerers Eat Your Lawyer The Oraenge Allens U2 ClueJoo Dolls . . . with Temporary Ampallangs by Randee! Call 555-2777 for tickets! | === Emperor Minister and the Loud Defiers === Will Play at These Studios: 9/7 Doherty Memorial High School 1/4 Bison County |
Dave and Cosey appearing for one time only with the masters of space music: Beastie Irritable Bowel Syndrome | You won't want to miss next years Woodstock! FIVE BANDS! Iggy in Harnesses Anemic Radish The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty NOStones The DJ Hoss Project 202 Nation . . . with S&M Liederhosen available at the concessions! |
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joe