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"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit my friend, Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Rocky Point! Sperm Whale the Digital Fywheel with a special solo acoustic performance by Craig Pierantozzi (of Def HIV)!
Tonight at Astro Subs! Screw the Moms with a special solo unplugged performance by M.C. Shifty (of Dead Can Dance)!
### Horkin' Yak Jukebox ### Will Play at These Pubs: 4/5 GreatWoods 2/26 Astro Subs
Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - Intersection with Sizable Swiney and Run LDS!!