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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eight:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the Straight Dope and you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Secret Ceremony of the Brain Eating Banshee *** With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature *** Abduction of the Jungle Cheerleaders *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe