Catfish's Perpetually Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Six:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

"Y'know, the Nazis gassed retards too. You should really think long and hard about which side that puts you on."
--Joe Cosby, to some NeoNazi

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, an eager student saw a sage by the marketplace.
Said the student to the master: "How can I find justice?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a rod and hit the student seven times.
Then, the student became Enlightened.