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Critical thinking is vital.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou dissembling pox-marked puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou vain hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Cutesy neoligisms like: "Web 2.0". Sorry Tim O'Reilly but that is just marketing crap. Firstly you're not talking about web-anything, but the global Internet. Secondly, the fuzzy collection of guiding principles are just what makes the 'net work - nothing 2.0 about it expect that it took a while for corporate goons to catch on.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Fourteen:
He played brass in F (French Horn, Flugel Horn, et al) in concert band and marching band for well over 6 years.

"I never earned a nickel from another man's sweat!"
--Jack McCann, Eureka.

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from RCN!
 Way really COOL Dinosaur's Blood for Happy Fun Ball! 
Some assembly required.