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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Three-Hundred and Five:
"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out my friend, Scott Lesser right away!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Monday October 6th -- LIVE at Durgin Hall It's Diphallic Stoats .. with special guests The DDT | =#= Chemical Sons =#= Will Be Appearing at These Heavy Bars: 10/22 The Zeta Psi Fraternity 10/11 Founders 402 |
You won't want to miss this Thursday's WPI Battle of the Bands! FIVE BANDS! Cucamunga Skunk KewlStars The San Francisco Thrashers Ruthless Anthrax Exploding Confessional Mister Red (U.K.) . . . with a chance to see Herbie HanProd swallow Four Sperm Whales live! | Preacher Position ripping the roof off with ... The Junqueees ... Free Viagra at the door! |
Cheers,
joe