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Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.
Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Zinc Maiden kickin' it one time old school with ... Damning Gweepning ... Free Marijuana at the door! | Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
Kudal
with
Gunky See, Clunky Do!
M.C. Hurricane One!
and The Upset Arrest-me Red Ministers!
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Tonight at JFK Jr. High Auditorium! Bunky See, Chunky Do with a special solo hypnotic performance by Bob Fungus (of Pussies For Gamera)! | For their big Reunion Show, "VRO" with BossTones Black-Yellow Color Blind Apple and Crocodile Prod Call 555-8765 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe