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"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo
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Now Playing at the Riverside Drive-In: Based upon TRUE events... *** Nookie of the Sensuous Goldfish *** With that lovable Lil' Shoggie! Also *** Highway of the Brain Eating Insomniacs *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Smell-O-Vision... you can tell quality when it smells!!!