Joseph Z Provo's Freaky Site

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou rank clapper-clawed clack-dish, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou surly common-kissing hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Eight:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy or checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One hot evening, a student was walking by a large tree when she saw a sage.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How do I come to know full fulfillment?"
The master said: "What is the wheel without the night?"
Then, the student became Enlightened.