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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred:
"Don't worry about what anybody else is going to do. The best way to predict the future is to invent it."
--Alan Kay
Might I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser now.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! Based upon TRUE events... *** Attack of the Demonic Virgins *** And You'll Also See the Blood-Chilling *** Satan's Wanton Ghouls from the Laundrette *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe