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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Six:
"Social cues are hard."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company now.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a seeker saw an old master by the market. Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of insight?" The master picked up a rock and hit the student. Meditating days on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.