jprovo's Fluctuating Web Louou

Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs! Eyeballs everywhere!
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs! Floating through the air!

-The Cramps


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou wayward crook-pated pox-marked malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish unchin-snouted pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Two:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"When anti-spammers act like spammers, they resemble them in many ways, including their stupidity."
--Ray Everett-Church

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One fine morning, a young student encountered a master by a field.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How do I acquire goodness?"
Said the master: "When the branch is under the egg, then there shall be tree."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe