Joe "Catfish" Provo's Modulating Crap

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number One-Hundred and Fourty:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"It is difficult to get the news from poem, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there."
--William Carlos Williams

I suggest that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a young student saw a sage by the stream.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How can I find true insight?"
Said the master: "When the enlightenment is seen by the egg, then there shall be ox."
With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.