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"When anti-spammers act like spammers, they resemble them in many ways, including their stupidity."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One fine morning, a young student encountered a master by a field. "Oh Master," said the student, "How do I acquire goodness?" Said the master: "When the branch is under the egg, then there shall be tree." At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.