Joseph Z Provo's Unfolding Web Crap

Don't place faith in human beings
human beings are unreliable things

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant full-gorged vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dissembling fat-kidneyed mumble-news, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 4:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Hmm, I sound much like a kook. Oh, well."
--J.D. Falk

I recommend visiting the art of Matt Towler. or you visit Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Labour Day!

   Experience the *Heart-Pounding* terror of

  *** Son of the Egyptian Wenches from Another Dimension ***

   And Mark Hamill Returns as "Trumpy" in

   *** Dracula's Hysterical Hookers ***

   Free Plastic Sheets will be given to people whose
   names begin with X!

Cheers,
joe