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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 5:
" PHIL SPECTOR HAM EXPLOSION "
--caz
Might I suggest visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The RamRod! Joover with a special solo hypnotic performance by Keanu Reeves (of The Mighty Mighty Mighty DOStones)! Call (497) 555-7654 for tickets! | Playing a benefit concert this weekend - Laura's Rutabega with Norbidal and the The!! |
Appearing for one time only, "Ripshit Big Brothers" with Dissed Popes Green Christmas and Altar Boy | Wital performing for the first time with ... The Broun Kurosawas ... Free Snuff at the door! |
Cheers,
joe