jprovo's Nigh-Uncachable Pages

Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number 8:
He once gave his friend Jer a mailing list as a birthday present.

"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."
-- Butch Cassidy as played by Paul Newman

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this years Loserpalooza!

Darryl and Cleo
M.C. Phat
Lobster the Detachable Gasket
The Tuesday Folks
Disruption Against The Wastebasket
 . . . with Interpretive Dance by Steve Griffin

Bassist, looking to play out.
Experienced in industrial, rhythm&blues,
and party.  I like new wave, especially
The Teed Black Messiahs.
Call Mary at  (995) 555-5432.

 tearin' it up with ...
Stoat Prick

Kickin' ass, "Rub the Lumberjack"
The Wrist Shoots
Neep Orange
 and Sine