Crimson's Frequently Mutating World-Wide-Weirdness

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-The Smiths


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred and Three:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"Get a life, not a lifestyle."
--hakim bey

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' ass this weekend - 
A Lunchning Rage 
with The VH1 
and UponPlanet!!

Scratch Quahog
 united for the first time on stage with
 the masters of dubstep:
Liz in Chains

Performing for the first time this evening - 
Spiffy Squirrel 
with Bay City Bluegrass Factory 
and Half Boyzzz!!

Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday.
 Nine hours of Thievery Herd

Cheers,
joe