jprovo's Fluctuating Junk

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Three-Hundred and Five:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out my friend, Scott Lesser right away!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Monday October 6th -- LIVE at Durgin Hall
It's Diphallic Stoats
 .. with special guests The DDT

  =#=  Chemical Sons =#=
Will Be Appearing at These Heavy Bars:
10/22          The Zeta Psi Fraternity 
10/11          Founders 402

You won't want to miss this Thursday's WPI Battle of the Bands!

FIVE BANDS!
Cucamunga Skunk KewlStars
The San Francisco Thrashers
Ruthless Anthrax
Exploding Confessional
Mister Red (U.K.)
 . . . with a chance to see Herbie HanProd swallow Four Sperm Whales live! 

Preacher Position
 ripping the roof off with ...
The Junqueees
 ... Free Viagra at the door!

Cheers,
joe