Joe Provo's Changing Pages

The passion of lovers is for death said she
Licked her lips
And turned to feather


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Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred and One:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

"I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch."
-- Norman Bates, _Psycho_

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this years Ragtimefest!

Wombat the Plastic Gasket
Plaster Pew Thrashers
William S. Burroughs and Lord Cool D
Ersatz Bros. Coffee Teens
 . . . with WD40 Drinking weirdos!

Rockin' out, "Hippo Style"
Drunkie See, Punky Do
 and Rolling BlowWolves
Call  (527) 555-7178 for tickets!

Monday February 17th -- LIVE at Naked Tim's Living Room
It's Yowling Bees
 .. with special guests Ledal
Call 555-8756 for tickets!

Tuesday September 24th -- LIVE at Wembley Stadium
It's You Would Be Post-it Notes
 .. with special guests M.C. Shady
Call 555-1292 for tickets!