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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty:
"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler. or that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome.... before it is too late.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Bob Saget! New from Norton. Contains small parts.