Joseph Z Provo's Frequently Updating Web Junk

Real freedom scares you
'cause it means responsibility.

-Dead Kennedys

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou quailing doghearted pignut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gorbellied toad-spotted scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Imprecision in technical areas.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 6060:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the art of Matt Towler. and visiting Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to Paris Art Cinema!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Feast of the Unimaginable Blanchmange ***

   And You'll Also See the Scary

   *** Sorority of the Sex-starved Ferrets ***

   Definitely NOT for children under 10!!