Joseph Z Provo's Web Page

Don't place faith in material things
material things will fail you

-Machines of Loving Grace


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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Five:
He has nine new lives every day!

"My dear brethren, do not ever forget...that the loveliest trick of the Devil is to persuade you that he does not exist!"
--Baudelaire

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Bandai Corp!
 Retro Cattle-prod for Happy Fun Ball! 
Some assembly required.  

Cheers,
joe