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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Sixty-Six:
"Yes, keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out of your head."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Romance Movie Fans! You WON'T Want to Miss *** Highway of the Burning Goddesses from Jim Dandy *** With the Gripping Co-Feature *** Hercules vs. The Teenaged Damned *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Hideous Car-Parking Sequence!