Joe Provo's Unfolding Web Site

A stare is woth a thousand biting phrases; see how stupid you are.

-Dead Kennedys

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou currish bat-fowling hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish plume-plucked hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Toynbee ideas in movie 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter .

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 2:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

"In communicating at electronic speed, we no longer direct information into an audience...but try to evoke stored information out of them, in a patterned way."
--Tony Schwartz, The Responsive Chord (1974)

I recommend you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library... before it is too late.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Coolidge Corner Cinema:

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Spawn of the Reptile Bees ***

   Together With the Equally Heart-Pounding

   *** Chain Gang of the Captive Warriors ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Gripping conclusion!