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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting real anarchist literature at Spunk Library now.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
<<< Flock of KoalaFishMutantBirds >>> Will Play at These Groovy Places: 7/4 Wembley Stadium 9/28 The Iron Horse Pub Call 555-3416 for more info!
Tonight at The Red Elephant! Black Shoe Horns with a special solo mellow performance by Swampy McGonigle (of Lapdances For Iron Man)!
The Thrashing Noses rippin' it up with ... Blue Lamps
Tire shakin' the foundations with ... Polycarbonate Turns into Lead ... Free Cocaine at the door!