Joe's Web Junk

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou gorbellied motley-minded mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy lout, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 335:
He briefly played guitar.

"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance."

Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Armeddon!

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Squirm of the Magic Rebels ***

   And For the First Time on the Continent

   *** Gasp of the Devil Monkeys from Jim Dandy ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!