The Catfish's Freaky Site

It's be a tiny town fightin' an unwinnable battle
With a suicide rate like you see in Seattle.

-Jim Tyrrell


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number 4:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"This is what you shall do: Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants . . . re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem."
--Walt Whitman

I suggest visiting the Rozz-Tox Manifesto now.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' it one time old school, "Blowjobs For Shub-Niggurath"
 with
Release Candidate 505
R&R Music Machine
 and Knuckle Tubular Bell

The Feral Red Cardinals needs Keyboardist.
We play filk, heavily influenced by
Cool Louse,
The Wormtown Singers,
and Shooting Pee-Pee.  Contact Mike at 555-3501.

Live at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel!
 Assorted Metric Organizations
 with
Thelonius Cardinal and Steve Reeves!
  The TeeGwee's!
    and R&R Skronk Forge!

Foxboro Stadium extended set this Thursday.
 Nine hours of SpaceBurro

Cheers,
joe