Catfish's Frequently Rotating Web lou-WOW!

A country cannot support the "rule of law" by subverting it.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou surly guts-griping nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled clay-brained bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.

Little-known JZP Fact Number 8:
He is angry at humanity for not living up to its potential.

"Any sufficiently advanced understanding of technology is indistinguishable from nihilism."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

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