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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"Wireless meets multicast. Kinda like Frankenstein meets Godzilla."
--Steve Campbell

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