"Catfish" Joe's Fluctuating Page

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy unchin-snouted mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou clouted unchin-snouted flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock smock smock. I just like the way it sounds.

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He was once told by Boursy "I like your .sig"

"I'm sure Hell has an e-mail system. So I'll have to learn Outlook Express, big deal."
-- Scott Hazen Mueller

I recommend you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and that you hop over to the web-based online game Lost now.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Anatomically Correct Mrs Howell Walks!  New, from Snooty Toys Corp.