jprovo's Fluctuating World-Wide-Weirdness

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-Tom Waits


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Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 58:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre's version of Blue Window (1990).

"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel!
 Iggy in Handcuffs
 with
Happiness Platoon!
  The New Orleans Festerers!
    and The Squicking Fingers!

  ***  Overwomen for "Bob" ***
Are Scheduled To Play at These Nif-T Stages:
12/18          Detroit's Autumnfest 
5/29          The Iron Horse Pub 
Call  (674) 555-3881 for more info!

The San Francisco Riders
 rippin' it up with ...
The Tape Loop Apuesten Neusteinuchs Philharmonic
 ... Free LSD at the door!

Chemical Nephews
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Heart Juno Seven

Cheers,
joe