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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | HoopyTones headlining an all ages show with the masters of disco-waltz: UART64 | Live at The Boynton!
Lobsters on Groinola Pie
with
Uniform Experience!
High Fidelity FlyStars!
and OEF!
|
Live at Durgin Hall!
The Hot Lemons
with
Dead Mailmen!
FDA!
and Dreiwechde Abuestwankgeubzueguestack!
Call 555-6789 for tickets!
| Live at Red Rocks!
Swiney Lads
with
People for The Easter Bunny!
UYZEN (U.K.)!
and Big Aardvark!
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Cheers,
joe