Joe Provo's Web Page

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Twenty-Seven:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory's production of Blue Window (1990).

"None of my hobbies involve special footwear."
--Rev. Back It On Up

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Mia Farrow Gives Birth to Thirty-Seven Children -- Conan O'Brien Denies Everything

Cheers,
joe