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Little-known Joe Fact Number Fourty-Eight:
"Sometimes sharing is violent."
--Sally Butler Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a bright young student encountered a sage by the river. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to truth?" The master picked up a rod and struck the student. After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe