Joe "Crimson" Provo's Pages

I've lost wisdom for salad.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou gleeking ill-breeding gudgeon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gorbellied shard-borne horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 3:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out netcowboy, the Ian Heavens Memorial, or the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a disciple was walking by the woods when he met a sage.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How can I make complete fulfillment?"
The master murmered: "When the motion is different from the stick, then there shall be fulfillment."
Then, the student became the sage.