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"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this Mondays WCHC Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Shooting Foot Blue Sheep The Tragically Funky Enormous Attack Several Thunder Societies . . . with NyQuil Scarfing weirdos!
Nital tearing down the walls with ... 2 Stupid 2 Endit ... Free Vitamins at the door! Call (704) 555-4848 for tickets!
Randee's Milking Machine 45 release party with the masters of acid: Sunky See, Trunky Do (U.K.)
Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! Avant-Garde Shark Infestation with a special solo Ginseng-induced performance by Bob Mould (of Squirrels on Ergot)!