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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Eight:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy or checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One hot evening, a student was walking by a large tree when she saw a sage. "Oh Master," said the student, "How do I come to know full fulfillment?" The master said: "What is the wheel without the night?" Then, the student became Enlightened.