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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 200:
"Wow, that's a great quote! I think I'll write it on my wall, for everyone to see how deep I am!"
--Jarett Kobek
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Takin' the stage this Saturday - Riding Grinder with New Orleans Zydeco Studio and Jiggle the Butcher!! | Live at Stonehenge!
Coseyheads
with
Ska Protest!
The Gorehound Tribute Band!
and The Cops!
Call 555-9718 for tickets!
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Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
Presbyter
with
Touch the Concierge!
The Moms!
and Overmen for God!
| Live at Tech Pizza!
Assault Against The Vibrator
with
Questioning Kiwis!
Overmen for Xenu!
and Welles's Cosines!
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Cheers,
joe