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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... FEEL the Sheer *Sphincter-Clenching* TERROR of *** Whirlpool of the Schizoid Robots *** With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature *** Black Widow of the Cannibal Smog Monster *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
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