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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Five-Hundred:
"A friend told me that I should try bulk emailing, I guess it was a bad idea."
--A former Net Access user, after losing their account
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student saw a master by the marketplace. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the heart of a fool?" The master answered: "When the heart is understood by the heart, then there shall be deep justice." With that, the student became Enlightened.