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Don't Be TORTURING me! I am YUN GUY! Motor Detective!

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Five:
He coins new terms regularly: 'certifiction': vendor certification.

"Your favorite $NOUN sucks."
-- Mary Alderdice

I suggest checking out netcowboy and visiting the online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Foster-Glocester Family's Unexpected Discovery... "We Can Read Each Other's Minds!"

Cheers,
joe