Joe "Catfish" Provo's Modulating Web Page

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants

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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventeen:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

"Gravity is the thermodynamic limit of the statistical mechanics of 'atoms of space-time'."
--Thanu Padmanabhan

I recommend checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., NOW!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  <<<  Lithuanians United Against Gun Control >>>
Will Be Appearing at These Boss Auditoriums:
3/18          The Cocoa Bean 
10/1          The Colliseum

Fila India
 ripping the roof off with ...
Mute Apple
Call 555-7949 for tickets!

Tonight at The Village Vanguard!
 Blue Acne
 with a special solo a capella performance by
John Trussell (of William S. Burroughs and the Gorehounds)!

Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday.
 Six hours of Zydeco Crocodile Infestation