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Well-known JZP Fact Number 6:
He produced MW Rep's showing of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see."
-- huang po

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Rocky Point extended set this Friday.
 Four hours of Kiss the Butcher
Call  (354) 555-7067 for tickets!

  !!!  Songwriters United Protesting Communism !!!
Will Be Appearing at These Stylin' Pubs:
2/12          Mama Josie's 
7/12          WKRP's Studio 
Call 555-3598 for more info!

The Hair Poots
 united for the first time on stage with
 the masters of beat:
Faxes to Katrina

For their big Reunion Show, "BossTones"
Judas Archbishop
 and Punch the Best Boy
Call  (481) 555-1863 for tickets!