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Word-of-the-Moment:
Panopticism

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
He hates microsoft because it has lowered the expectations of end-users. People expect computers to suck now, and that's just not true.

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to the web-based online game Lost , the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., or netcowboy.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this Mondays WCHC Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Shooting Foot
Blue Sheep
The Tragically Funky
Enormous Attack
Several Thunder Societies
 . . . with NyQuil Scarfing weirdos!

Nital
 tearing down the walls with ...
2 Stupid 2 Endit
 ... Free Vitamins at the door!
Call  (704) 555-4848 for tickets!

Randee's Milking Machine
 45 release party with
 the masters of acid:
Sunky See, Trunky Do (U.K.)

Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
 Avant-Garde Shark Infestation
 with a special solo Ginseng-induced performance by
Bob Mould (of Squirrels on Ergot)!

Cheers,
joe