Joe's Junk

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits

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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 1:
He was born in Virginia, but has no accent.

"Many NANOG members have been around longer than most."
--Jim Fleming

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a bright young disciple met a sage by a large tree.
Said the student to the master: "How do I master insight?"
The master struck the student with his cane.
With that, the student became Enlightened.