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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 506:
"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet."
I suggest visiting my friend, Jack Jansen.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a young student was walking by the river when he encountered a sage. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to insight?" The master answered: "When the stone is known by the water, then there shall be ox." At that, the student became Enlightened.