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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' ass this weekend - A Lunchning Rage with The VH1 and UponPlanet!!
Scratch Quahog united for the first time on stage with the masters of dubstep: Liz in Chains
Performing for the first time this evening - Spiffy Squirrel with Bay City Bluegrass Factory and Half Boyzzz!!
Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday. Nine hours of Thievery Herd