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Word-of-the-Moment:
Zither

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Thousand and Two:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"UNIX is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully."
--Jonathan H N Chin

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Monday May 4th -- LIVE at Founders 402
It's German Industrial Giants: Anwacheuch Heissenzeubwort
 .. with special guests Grandfather Claymore

Floyd and Cosey
 record release party with
 the masters of new age:
The Fighting Legs

101 Nation
 tearin' it up with ...
Red Oak Mountain
 ... Free Angel Dust at the door!

For their big Reunion Show, "ThroughWorld"
 with
Groove Division
Bill and Vincent
 and DuringWorld

Cheers,
joe