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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 6060:
"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting the art of Matt Towler. and visiting Bozo Texino.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to Paris Art Cinema! You WON'T Want to Miss *** Feast of the Unimaginable Blanchmange *** And You'll Also See the Scary *** Sorority of the Sex-starved Ferrets *** Definitely NOT for children under 10!!
Cheers,
joe