jprovo's Transforming World-Wide-Weirdness

There's something I don't like
about a band that always smiles.

-Dead Kennedys


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Twenty-Five:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance."
--Socrates

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  >>>  Chickens Having Sex <<<
Will Play at These Studios:
3/24          Astro Subs 
8/18          JFK Jr. High Auditorium 
7/25          Altamont Speedway 
Call 555-7682 for more info!

Joy Army
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Dolby Digital Allstars
 ... Free Coke II at the door!

  >>>  Lapdances For Gamera <<<
Are Scheduled To Play at These Nif-T Pubs:
1/27          Worcester State College 
5/23          Your Village's Bandstand 
8/25          Enormous 
Call  (619) 555-3223 for more info!

x0x State needs Sound Woman.
We play polka, heavily influenced by
Sperm Whale Pee-Pee,
Fall Rod,
and DJ Mix-a-Lot.  Contact Vincent at  (832) 555-5179.

Cheers,
joe