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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 8:
"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."
-- Butch Cassidy as played by Paul Newman
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this years Loserpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Darryl and Cleo M.C. Phat Lobster the Detachable Gasket The Tuesday Folks Disruption Against The Wastebasket . . . with Interpretive Dance by Steve Griffin
Bassist, looking to play out. Experienced in industrial, rhythm&blues, and party. I like new wave, especially The Teed Black Messiahs. Call Mary at (995) 555-5432.
The DNS tearin' it up with ... Stoat Prick
Kickin' ass, "Rub the Lumberjack" with The Wrist Shoots Neep Orange and Sine