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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two:
"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Bob Barker Inserts Raspberries Into Hand Every Day, to Communicate with Planet Weebo.
Cheers,
joe