Joseph Z Provo's Web Page

Don't place faith in material things
material things will fail you

-Machines of Loving Grace

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Review the stuff you own, and see what other folks think about it Join!

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Five:
He has nine new lives every day!

"My dear brethren, do not ever forget...that the loveliest trick of the Devil is to persuade you that he does not exist!"

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Bandai Corp!
 Retro Cattle-prod for Happy Fun Ball! 
Some assembly required.