Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web lou-WOW!

I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted clay-brained hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling crook-pated bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Joe Fact Number Three-Hundred:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"UNIX doesn't keep you from doing stupid things because that would keep you from doing clever things... Windows tries to help you do clever things and ends up making you do stupid things."
--Ben 'Gryphon' Hutchins

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Undead Thurston Moore! New from Raytheon.  
Still legal in seven states!  

Cheers,
joe