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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Four:
""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:Startling Tips: How to Turn Your Friends Into Women!