Joe's Growing Web Crap

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou villainous rump-fed dewberry, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish earth-vexing whey-face, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Nine:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit my friend, Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Rocky Point!
 Sperm Whale the Digital Fywheel
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Craig Pierantozzi (of Def HIV)!

Tonight at Astro Subs!
 Screw the Moms
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
M.C. Shifty (of Dead Can Dance)!

  ###  Horkin' Yak Jukebox ###
Will Play at These Pubs:
4/5          GreatWoods 
2/26          Astro Subs

Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - 
with Sizable Swiney 
and Run LDS!!