The Catfish's Unfolding Crap

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.

-Turgot


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou loggerheaded tardy-gaited death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou loggerheaded flap-mouthed harpy, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eighty:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory's production of Blue Window (1990).

"If Windows is the solution, may we have the problem back?"
--anonymous

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Newspeak Claims: "Photo of L. Ron Hubbard Is Alive! His Eyes Follow People Wherever They Go!" Jer Johnson Laughs his Thumbs Off.

Cheers,
joe