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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fourty-Six:
"The famous Bill Gates system, with which this is being composed, makes Rube Goldberg seem like a kindergartener. Windows 95 is what Rube would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T."
--Russell Baker, New York Times
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