Catfish's Web Junk

She said "Nothing is true
Everything is permitted"

-Jim Carroll Band


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou wayward flap-dragon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou venomed earth-vexing gudgeon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Three:
He produced MW Rep's staging of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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I recommend visiting my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial now.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Wedding Shocker: He's Thirty-Seven, She's Five!

Cheers,
joe