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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 4:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"I don't know much about inner peace, as I like my inner arguments too much[...]"
--Dok Holocaust

Might I suggest checking out Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Riverside Drive-In!

   FEEL the Sheer *Scary* TERROR of

  *** Forbidden Pleasures of the Atomic Goddesses ***

   And For the First Time in America

   *** Defeat of the Mongo Abominable Snowmen ***

   Free Plastic Sheets will be given to the first 10 people!