Joe "Catfish" Provo's Mutating Web lou-WOW!

I am the Lizard Ing!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou cockered motley-minded minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning knotty-pated flap-dragon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Six-Hundred and Seven:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
 Adult Playset, for Happy Fun Ball line 
   and new Contract Disputing Bob Vila! 
 
HK G3-TG3 sold separately.  

Cheers,
joe