"Catfish" Joe's Accreting Web lou-WOW!

Critical thinking is patriotic.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish tickle-brained moldwarp, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou paunchy guts-griping clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Six-Hundred:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Leominster Drive-In!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Frolic of the Mutant Presidents ***

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   *** Amulet of the Walking Dead Mermaids ***

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