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Little-known JZP Fact Number 8:
"we.want.cindy.naked.on.the.empire.state.building.eating.a.moon.pie"
--directory created on mtv.com due to poor ftp security.
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... You WON'T Want to Miss *** Demonic Freaks from Acapulco *** With the Heart-Pounding Second Feature *** Attack of the Deadly Pygmies *** BANNED in 3 Countries!
Cheers,
joe