Catfish's World-Wide-Weirdness

"Be always drunken. If you would not feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually."

-Charles Baudelaire

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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's version (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Zinc Maiden
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Damning Gweepning
 ... Free Marijuana at the door!

Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
Gunky See, Clunky Do!
  M.C. Hurricane One!
    and The Upset Arrest-me Red Ministers!

Tonight at JFK Jr. High Auditorium!
 Bunky See, Chunky Do
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Bob Fungus (of Pussies For Gamera)!

For their big Reunion Show, "VRO"
Black-Yellow Color Blind Apple
 and Crocodile Prod
Call 555-8765 for tickets!