"Catfish" Joe's Often Mutating Web Junk

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou rank bat-fowling malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling rude-growing ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology? [RFC 1876 Now!]

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number 10:
He has been involved with The Phone Company since 1992. An experiment in remote printing, it is a free global email-to-fax system.

"It's not that I'm so smart; it's that I stay with the problem longer."
--Albert Einstein

Might I suggest you visit Ian Heavens Memorial, GweepNet, or the web-based online game Urban Dead; ASAP.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Flag Day!

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Wail of the Psychotic Doctors from Monster Island ***

   With the Action-Packed Co-Feature

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   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Incredible conclusion!