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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred and One:
"I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch."
-- Norman Bates, _Psycho_
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this years Ragtimefest! FIVE BANDS! Wombat the Plastic Gasket Plaster Pew Thrashers William S. Burroughs and Lord Cool D Splat Ersatz Bros. Coffee Teens . . . with WD40 Drinking weirdos! | Rockin' out, "Hippo Style" with Splat Drunkie See, Punky Do and Rolling BlowWolves Call (527) 555-7178 for tickets! |
Monday February 17th -- LIVE at Naked Tim's Living Room It's Yowling Bees .. with special guests Ledal Call 555-8756 for tickets! | Tuesday September 24th -- LIVE at Wembley Stadium It's You Would Be Post-it Notes .. with special guests M.C. Shady Call 555-1292 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe