Crimson's Modulating Web Page

I sing of you in my demented songs

-Bauhaus


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou flap-mouthed mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou vain saucy doghearted haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
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Well-known Catfish Fact Number 9:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Snooty Victor Mature with Kung-Fu Grip!  New, from Mattel. 
Do not inhale fumes.  

Cheers,
joe