"Catfish" Joe's Frequently Unfolding Web Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Nineteen:
He likes interoperability, open standards and systems. Proprietary, closed systems are full of holes that could be resolved by making them open.

"Yes, keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out of your head."
--Barry Shein

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