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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Durgin Hall! Oak Head with a special solo a capella performance by Liz Phair (of Group of Mantises)!
Tenacious T appearing for one time only with the masters of new wave: The Oraenge Cronenbergs
Aardvark Pee-Pee rockin' the house with the masters of thrash: Fat Peep Show
The Warm Watermelons bringin' down the roof with ... Cronenberg's Rays ... Free Vivarin at the door!