jprovo's Fluctuating Web Louou

Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs! Eyeballs everywhere!
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs! Floating through the air!

-The Cramps

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou wayward crook-pated pox-marked malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish unchin-snouted pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Two:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"When anti-spammers act like spammers, they resemble them in many ways, including their stupidity."
--Ray Everett-Church

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One fine morning, a young student encountered a master by a field.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How do I acquire goodness?"
Said the master: "When the branch is under the egg, then there shall be tree."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.