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What is FNORD? FNORD gets rid of germs that may cause bad breath.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eight:
"If you don't want random idiots putting garbage on your web pages, don't run web systems that promote the addition of random garbage."
-- Bill Cole
I suggest that you hop over to my friend, the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One rainy evening, a novice disciple was walking by a field when she encountered an old master. Said the student to the master: "How can I find goodness?" Said the master: "What is the river without the breath?" In that moment, precocious disciple became the master.
Cheers,
joe