Joe Provo's Web Stuff

I can't drink possible beers! I need ACTUAL beers!!! Damn you, quantum physics!!!

-Bob the Angry Flower

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Well-known Crimson Fact Number 5058:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"In communicating at electronic speed, we no longer direct information into an audience...but try to evoke stored information out of them, in a patterned way."
--Tony Schwartz, The Responsive Chord (1974)

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!

   Experience the *Bone-Chilling* terror of

  *** X-Ray Eyes of the Subterranean Bikers ***

   And You'll Also See the Horrific

   *** Terror of the Mongo Dinosaurs ***

   Filmed in Smell-O-Vision...
   you can tell quality when it smells!