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What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?
Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number 10:
"It's not that I'm so smart; it's that I stay with the problem longer."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
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