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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Nineteen:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting my friend, Scott Lesser... before it is too late.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, an eager student was walking by the stream when he saw a wise master. Said the student to the master: "How can I experience health?" Said the master: "When the tree is seen by the light, then there shall be rock." Then, the seeker became the master.
Cheers,
joe