The Catfish's Unfolding Crap

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou loggerheaded tardy-gaited death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou loggerheaded flap-mouthed harpy, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eighty:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory's production of Blue Window (1990).

"If Windows is the solution, may we have the problem back?"

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Newspeak Claims: "Photo of L. Ron Hubbard Is Alive! His Eyes Follow People Wherever They Go!" Jer Johnson Laughs his Thumbs Off.