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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventeen:
"Gravity is the thermodynamic limit of the statistical mechanics of 'atoms of space-time'."
--Thanu Padmanabhan
I recommend checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., NOW!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | <<< Lithuanians United Against Gun Control >>> Will Be Appearing at These Boss Auditoriums: 3/18 The Cocoa Bean 10/1 The Colliseum | Fila India ripping the roof off with ... Mute Apple Call 555-7949 for tickets! |
Tonight at The Village Vanguard! Blue Acne with a special solo a capella performance by John Trussell (of William S. Burroughs and the Gorehounds)! | Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday. Six hours of Zydeco Crocodile Infestation |
Cheers,
joe