Joseph Z Provo's Web Louou

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant half-faced rump-fed fustilarian, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled elf-skinned pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD gets rid of germs that may cause bad breath.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 36:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting Ian Heavens Memorial and that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company right away!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from ClownTRONIX, Ltd.!
 Current HippoDrawn Carriage for Happy Fun Ball! 
Jerry Brown says " Scary Sanitation Engineer Meow ".
Batteries not included. 

Cheers,
joe