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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eight:
He once interviewed Boston band You Shriek! on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"If Windows is the solution, may we have the problem back?"

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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student came upon a master by the well.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the laugh of a woman?"
Said the master: "When the mind is with the rain, then there shall be motion."
Then, the student became Enlightened.