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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
Randee's Fat Colon
with
Amber Lent!
Boyzzz with Horkin' Pee-Pees!
and Boys & Company!
| Schoop Tapir Dog appearing for one time only with the masters of rhumba: Dead Front 111 |
Sound Person, looking to jam with. Experienced in techno, beat, and ragtime. I like rasta, especially Green Smasher. Call Feynman at 555-3393. | Lion Gnobert headlining an all ages show with the masters of art rock: DJ Crack Dealer |
Cheers,
joe