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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Zinc Maiden kickin' it one time old school with ... Damning Gweepning ... Free Marijuana at the door!
Live at The Iron Horse Pub! Kudal with Gunky See, Clunky Do! M.C. Hurricane One! and The Upset Arrest-me Red Ministers!
Tonight at JFK Jr. High Auditorium! Bunky See, Chunky Do with a special solo hypnotic performance by Bob Fungus (of Pussies For Gamera)!
For their big Reunion Show, "VRO" with BossTones Black-Yellow Color Blind Apple and Crocodile Prod Call 555-8765 for tickets!