jprovo's Transforming World-Wide-Weirdness

There's something I don't like
about a band that always smiles.

-Dead Kennedys

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Imprecision in technical areas.

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Twenty-Five:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  >>>  Chickens Having Sex <<<
Will Play at These Studios:
3/24          Astro Subs 
8/18          JFK Jr. High Auditorium 
7/25          Altamont Speedway 
Call 555-7682 for more info!

Joy Army
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Dolby Digital Allstars
 ... Free Coke II at the door!

  >>>  Lapdances For Gamera <<<
Are Scheduled To Play at These Nif-T Pubs:
1/27          Worcester State College 
5/23          Your Village's Bandstand 
8/25          Enormous 
Call  (619) 555-3223 for more info!

x0x State needs Sound Woman.
We play polka, heavily influenced by
Sperm Whale Pee-Pee,
Fall Rod,
and DJ Mix-a-Lot.  Contact Vincent at  (832) 555-5179.