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Little-known Joe Fact Number Seven:
"Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere."
-- Elie Wiesel, Nobel acceptance speech 1986
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! FEEL the Sheer *Sphincter-Clenching* TERROR of *** Ferocious Mutants from Planet X *** Together With the Equally Throat-Gripping *** Revolt of the Mutant Ogres *** Free Smelling Salts will be given to people whose names begin with V!