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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Rocky Point extended set this Friday. Four hours of Kiss the Butcher Call (354) 555-7067 for tickets!
!!! Songwriters United Protesting Communism !!! Will Be Appearing at These Stylin' Pubs: 2/12 Mama Josie's 7/12 WKRP's Studio Call 555-3598 for more info!
The Hair Poots united for the first time on stage with the masters of beat: Faxes to Katrina
For their big Reunion Show, "BossTones" with Judas Archbishop Sorbital and Punch the Best Boy Call (481) 555-1863 for tickets!