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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
He hates microsoft because it has lowered the expectations of end-users. People expect computers to suck now, and that's just not true.

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to the web-based online game Lost , the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., or netcowboy.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this Mondays WCHC Benefit!

Shooting Foot
Blue Sheep
The Tragically Funky
Enormous Attack
Several Thunder Societies
 . . . with NyQuil Scarfing weirdos!

 tearing down the walls with ...
2 Stupid 2 Endit
 ... Free Vitamins at the door!
Call  (704) 555-4848 for tickets!

Randee's Milking Machine
 45 release party with
 the masters of acid:
Sunky See, Trunky Do (U.K.)

Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
 Avant-Garde Shark Infestation
 with a special solo Ginseng-induced performance by
Bob Mould (of Squirrels on Ergot)!