Joseph Z Provo's Perpetually Modulating Web Page

You get nothing back for all you save
Just eternity in a spacious grave

-Jim Carroll Band

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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 1:
He has run the K12.MA.US Domain Registry since 1994.

"Backhoes never sleep."
--Patrick Greenwell

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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a student was walking by a field when he came upon a sage.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How can I find insight?"
Upon hearing this, the master hit the student with a branch.
In that moment, the student became Enlightened.