The Catfish's Web Junk

The average Joe is getting damn impatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire.

-Bob the Angry Flower

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou droning gudgeon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish ill-breeding miscreant, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Five-Hundred:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"A friend told me that I should try bulk emailing, I guess it was a bad idea."
--A former Net Access user, after losing their account

I suggest you visit the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student saw a master by the marketplace.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the heart of a fool?"
The master answered: "When the heart is understood by the heart, then there shall be deep justice."
With that, the student became Enlightened.