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Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Adult's Day! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Chain Gang of the Schizoid Mermaids *** And don't miss Bela Lugosi's last role in *** Dawn of the Egyptian Hyenas *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe