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Lick the carpet, Dust the dog, Mow the windows, Shine the socks

-Tear Garden

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Well-known JZP Fact Number Fifty:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

People From New York Live Longer! -- USA Today Photo Exclusive