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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
"A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship."
--anonymous observation, 16th century England
I suggest visiting netcowboy.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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