JZP's World-Wide-Weirdness

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Abalative

Little-known Joe Fact Number Fourty-Eight:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

"Sometimes sharing is violent."
--Sally Butler Provo

I suggest you visit the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam and you visit New Ways Of Thinking right away!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a bright young student encountered a sage by the river.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to truth?"
The master picked up a rod and struck the student.
After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe