Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Crap

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou craven ill-nurtured codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking ill-breeding apple-john, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a palindrome for "Total Frontal Lobotomy"!

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 70:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out Jack Jansen, Bozo Texino, or Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Your Aunt's Birthday:
 Bussard Ramjet for Fashion Plate Engineer!
From Atari's Prawn-Brigade and friends. 
Mz. Homemaker says "Smoking is cool".