jprovo's Perpetually Transmogrifying Web Junk

Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou froward beetle-headed foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny crook-pated hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 80:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"The people who say "there's so much $BAD now" make me want to punch them. We have more information and greater access to it. That's it. There have always been stalkers, pervs, pedos, etc. It isn't useful to focus on "what has changed from an imagined past" rather "what can we *do* about things now"."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Lose Weight While You Clean Your House!" -- Hillary Clinton Says the World Crime League Knew All Along!