Joe "Crimson" Provo's Growing Web Pages

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou frothy flax-wench, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou roguish full-gorged horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number One-Hundred and Seven:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and will gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method, is love."
--Albert Rosenfield, Twin Peaks

I suggest visiting the online game Urban Dead and visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Lawyer Questioner
Call 555-6335 for tickets!

Tonight at Institute Park!
 Johnny's Big Teardrop
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
M.C. Groove One (of Qatul)!

The Steve Reeves Board
 kickin' ass with ...

Wed Blimp
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Poop and the Loogies