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"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel!
Iggy in Handcuffs
with
Happiness Platoon!
The New Orleans Festerers!
and The Squicking Fingers!
| *** Overwomen for "Bob" *** Are Scheduled To Play at These Nif-T Stages: 12/18 Detroit's Autumnfest 5/29 The Iron Horse Pub Call (674) 555-3881 for more info! |
The San Francisco Riders rippin' it up with ... The Tape Loop Apuesten Neusteinuchs Philharmonic ... Free LSD at the door! | Chemical Nephews playing a benefit concert with ... Heart Juno Seven |
Cheers,
joe