Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Stuff

Critical thinking is vital.

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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Three:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out my friend, Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll wait in line for Days for:
 Test Set for Zombie Kathy Lee Crosby!
From IBM's Happy Fun Ball line.