Crimson's Freaky World-Wide-Weirdness

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Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Two:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"Heros are the ones who tell the truth and break the rules with the courage of love."
--the Heads

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Executive from PCP Beach, Florida Channels for Ghost of Jackie O.