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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 200:
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Takin' the stage this Saturday - Riding Grinder with New Orleans Zydeco Studio and Jiggle the Butcher!!
Live at Stonehenge! Coseyheads with Ska Protest! The Gorehound Tribute Band! and The Cops! Call 555-9718 for tickets!
Live at The Iron Horse Pub! Presbyter with Touch the Concierge! The Moms! and Overmen for God!
Live at Tech Pizza! Assault Against The Vibrator with Questioning Kiwis! Overmen for Xenu! and Welles's Cosines!