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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler. or that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome.... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Bob Saget! New from Norton.  
Contains small parts.