Catfish's Frequently Transforming Web Louou

You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock 'til you see red

-The Cramps


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Well-known Joe Fact Number 5000:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

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I suggest checking out my friend, Bill Marrs, NOW!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a seeker encountered a sage by the river.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to knowledge?"
The master said: "When the dog is over the branch, then there shall be peace."
At that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe