Joe "Crimson" Provo's Frequently Rotating World-Wide-Weirdness

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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 53:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"I think I'm growing resistant to time zones."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Jack Nance Had the Bends," Experts Announce.

Cheers,
joe