Joe "Catfish" Provo's Changing World-Wide-Weirdness

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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 8:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory's showing of Blue Window (1990).

"Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action."
--Benjamin Disraeli

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Jillian's On Lansdowne extended set this Friday.
 Nine hours of 909 Nation
Call 555-6529 for tickets!

Tuesday August 23rd -- LIVE at Denny's
It's Rhonda's Mailbox
 .. with special guests Awk Jam

You won't want to miss this weekends Lollapaloser!

The Mighty Klosstones
Velvet Nausea
Fast Grrrrlz
Earthquake Against The Tree
606 Nation
 . . . with a chance to see Noah Vawter swallow Six Birds live! 

Live at The Blue Note!
 Throove Posse
Rug Rats 2 Fathers!
  M.C. Seafood!
    and DJ DMC One and the Nasty Lieutenant!
Call 555-7889 for tickets!