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Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

-King Crimson

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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Four:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam or that you hop over to netcowboy now.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Startling Tips: How to Turn Your Friends Into Women!