Joe "Catfish" Provo's Growing Web Stuff

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred and Seventy-Five:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"Wow, that's a great quote! I think I'll write it on my wall, for everyone to see how deep I am!"
--Jarett Kobek

I suggest visiting my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. right away!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Durgin Hall!
 Oak Head
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Liz Phair (of Group of Mantises)!

Tenacious T
 appearing for one time only with
 the masters of new wave:
The Oraenge Cronenbergs

Aardvark Pee-Pee
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of thrash:
Fat Peep Show

The Warm Watermelons
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Cronenberg's Rays
 ... Free Vivarin at the door!

Cheers,
joe