Crimson's Page

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou vain rough-hewn foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD gets rid of germs that may cause bad breath.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He is an X-ray man.

"If you don't want random idiots putting garbage on your web pages, don't run web systems that promote the addition of random garbage."
-- Bill Cole

I suggest that you hop over to my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One rainy evening, a novice disciple was walking by a field when she encountered an old master.
Said the student to the master: "How can I find goodness?"
Said the master: "What is the river without the breath?"
In that moment, precocious disciple became the master.

Cheers,
joe