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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Six-Hundred:
"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Leominster Drive-In! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Frolic of the Mutant Presidents *** And don't miss Rock Hudson's last role in *** Amulet of the Walking Dead Mermaids *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!