Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

I'M GIVING YOU A SPECIAL DEAL GOOD FOR TODAY ONLY! THE PRODUCT SHOULD BE OUT BEFORE THE END OF Q3!! WE'LL MAKE IT UP IN VOLUME!

YOU CAN HAVE THAT BEFORE THE END OF Q2!

OL' BIGGSY WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT! YOU CAN HAVE THE UPGRADE TODAY!! OUR SYNERGIES ARE TOTALLY ALIGNED!

OUR SYNERGIES ARE TOTALLY ALIGNED! YOU CAN HAVE THE NEW HARDWARE EARLY Q1! HAVE A LOGO-EMBLAZONED LOLLIPOP!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo