Beware the HEADLESS COW!
There have been reports of a terrifying new creature menacing innocent
gweepers.
Let's catch up with Susie Boo, live on the scene with the KKQE Action Van:
"I have not seen anything this tragic since the Ford Pinto. "
HEADLESS COW! Moooo! Moo!
HEADLESS COW!! Moooooo! Moo!
Moooo HEADLESS COW! HEADLESS COW! AIIIEE LOOK OUT! NOO !
bacterium jer has vanquished it! But for how long... HEADLESS COW! HEADLESS COW! Noo!
"There are adults hiding like cats! "
It can spray methane gas for three miles! HEADLESS COW!!! LOOK OUT!!
Its poop is big! HEADLESS COW! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!!
PEZ-HEADLESS COW!!!!! Noo!!
HEADLESS COW!! Moooooo! MOO!
"That's the full details. "
Reload this page (or cower and hide for fifteen minutes) to feel the
terror again.
Be sure to check out the NEW
Headless Cow Comix!
From here, you could zip over to
my main gweep page.
Cheers,
Joe Provo