* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * * I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said: Latte with whipped cream, whipped cream, or Bailey's. Truly splendid! So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much. I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself saying HOO! HOO-HA-HA! HA! HA-HA! YAHA! AH-HOO! AHA! I DON'T HAVE THE DIMMEST CLUE WHAT I AM DOING HERE and then I started blurting out Moo HEADLESS COW! LOOK OUT! ! just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice cream, and all I did was shout GOL GOWW!! LOG WOGL!! Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention. and When the police found me, they asked me my name, and all I could say was Egads! I almost got stuck in a parallel feedback of Mr. DeToffel's colorful logic--- It is turning into recurrent paranoid facade... Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now. I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go M'meow Jim White mee-ow. Meow, m'meow Ryan Thieme meow meow meow meow!