* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * *
I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said:
A mix of espresso and chai with whipped cream or almond syrup. Truly amazing!
So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much.
I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself
WOO-HOO! WAHA! YEEHOO! YIWOO! HOO!
I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING HERE
and then I started blurting out
HEADLESS COW! Moooooo AIEEEE !
just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice
cream, and all I did was shout
Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention.
and When the police found me, they asked me
my name, and all I could say was
To Santa Claus,
I can't escape a perpetual gravitional field of breakdown--- Even though, it figures, common mathematical mind-control...
Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now.
I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go
Meow, meow, meow, meow meow Lionel Ritchie mee-ow!