* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * * I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said: A mix of espresso and chai with whipped cream or almond syrup. Truly amazing! So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much. I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself saying WOO-HOO! WAHA! YEEHOO! YIWOO! HOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING HERE and then I started blurting out HEADLESS COW! Moooooo AIEEEE ! just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice cream, and all I did was shout LOW POLG!! POPL LOG!! Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention. and When the police found me, they asked me my name, and all I could say was To Santa Claus, I can't escape a perpetual gravitional field of breakdown--- Even though, it figures, common mathematical mind-control... Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now. I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go Meow, meow, meow, meow meow Lionel Ritchie mee-ow!