* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * *
I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said:
Coffee with hazelnut syrup and your choice of syrups. Try it today!
So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much.
I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself
YAWOO! AH-HOO! HA! HOO-WOO-HOO! YHOO! YAHA!
I CAN'T FREAKING FIGURE OUT WHY I AM HERE
and then I started blurting out
Noooo! HEADLESS COW!
just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice
cream, and all I did was shout
Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention.
and When the police found me, they asked me
my name, and all I could say was
Dear Dr. Weaver,
I have been sucked into a infinite loop of hell--- This time, it is turning into hopeless unstable meltdown...
Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now.
I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go
Craig Pierantozzi mee-ow. Meow, meow, mee-ow; meow, meow.