* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * * I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said: Hot chocolate with cinnamon or whipped cream. Hot or iced. So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much. I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself saying HA-HOO! HOO! YIHA! YIHOO! WOO! HOO-WOO! I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING HERE and then I started blurting out bacterium jer has vanquished it! But for how long... HEADLESS COW! HEADLESS COW! HEADLESS COW! LOOK OUT!!! just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice cream, and all I did was shout LOG GOLL!! LOWP WOG!! Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention. and When the police found me, they asked me my name, and all I could say was your toaster lied and said that TV remote is miked ! I SWEAR TO GOD! Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now. I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go Mee-ow, meow meow.