* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * *
I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said:
Cafe au lait or a triple shot of espresso with irish cream syrup and your choice of syrups (we recommend amaretto). Try it today!
So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much.
I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself
HA! AH-HOO! AH-HA! HA-HA! HOO! HA-WOO-HA!
I HAVE NO GODDAMN IDEA WHERE I AM
and then I started blurting out
Noah Vawter has vanquished it! But for how long... HEADLESS COW! LOOK OUT!!
just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice
cream, and all I did was shout
Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention.
and When the police found me, they asked me
my name, and all I could say was
Help! I am stuck in the backwards loop of unstable psychosis !
Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now.
I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go
Lionel Ritchie meow meow, meow meow, mee-ow? Mee-ow?