* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * *
I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said:
Hot chocolate with cinnamon or whipped cream. Hot or iced.
So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much.
I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself
HA-HOO! HOO! YIHA! YIHOO! WOO! HOO-WOO!
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING HERE
and then I started blurting out
bacterium jer has vanquished it! But for how long... HEADLESS COW! HEADLESS COW! HEADLESS COW! LOOK OUT!!!
just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice
cream, and all I did was shout
Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention.
and When the police found me, they asked me
my name, and all I could say was
your toaster lied and said that TV remote is miked ! I SWEAR TO GOD!
Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now.
I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go
Mee-ow, meow meow.