* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * * I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said: Chai and double espresso with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. This is one of our favorites! So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much. I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself saying AHOO! AHA! HOO-WOO! YEEHA! YIWOO! I DON'T HAVE THE DIMMEST FREAKING RECOLLECTION WHO I AM and then I started blurting out HEADLESS COW!! Moo! Moooooo! just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice cream, and all I did was shout WOG LPOW!! GOL LOLG!! Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention. and When the police found me, they asked me my name, and all I could say was Dude, I am being dragged toward a non-reentrant vortex of fits--- I think it sounds like residual mutating attacks... It's true! Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now. I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go Meow meow Jon Hartford meow meow, meow meow?