* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * *
I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said:
Latte with whipped cream, whipped cream, or Bailey's. Truly splendid!
So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much.
I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself
HOO! HOO-HA-HA! HA! HA-HA! YAHA! AH-HOO! AHA!
I DON'T HAVE THE DIMMEST CLUE WHAT I AM DOING HERE
and then I started blurting out
Moo HEADLESS COW! LOOK OUT! !
just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice
cream, and all I did was shout
Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention.
and When the police found me, they asked me
my name, and all I could say was
Egads! I almost got stuck in a parallel feedback of Mr. DeToffel's colorful logic--- It is turning into recurrent paranoid facade...
Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now.
I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go
M'meow Jim White mee-ow. Meow, m'meow Ryan Thieme meow meow meow meow!