* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * *
I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said:
Espresso with black raspberry syrup or almond syrup. You'll love it!
So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much.
I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself
saying
YAWOO! HOO-HA! HA! HA-HA! WOO-HA! YEEHA!
I CAN'T RECALL WHERE I AM
and then I started blurting out
Noooo! HEADLESS COW!
just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice
cream, and all I did was shout
LOGW WOL!!
WOW LOWL!!
Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention.
and When the police found me, they asked me
my name, and all I could say was
Help! mathematical gravitional field !
Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now.
I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go
Carbuncle Jones meow mee-ow... Meow, meow mee-ow, meow, meow?