* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * * I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said: Coffee with hazelnut syrup and your choice of syrups. Try it today! So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much. I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself saying YAWOO! AH-HOO! HA! HOO-WOO-HOO! YHOO! YAHA! I CAN'T FREAKING FIGURE OUT WHY I AM HERE and then I started blurting out Noooo! HEADLESS COW! just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice cream, and all I did was shout GOW LWOG!! LOG LOGW!! Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention. and When the police found me, they asked me my name, and all I could say was Dear Dr. Weaver, I have been sucked into a infinite loop of hell--- This time, it is turning into hopeless unstable meltdown... Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now. I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go Craig Pierantozzi mee-ow. Meow, meow, mee-ow; meow, meow.