* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * *
I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said:
Chai and double espresso with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. This is one of our favorites!
So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much.
I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself
AHOO! AHA! HOO-WOO! YEEHA! YIWOO!
I DON'T HAVE THE DIMMEST FREAKING RECOLLECTION WHO I AM
and then I started blurting out
HEADLESS COW!! Moo! Moooooo!
just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice
cream, and all I did was shout
Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention.
and When the police found me, they asked me
my name, and all I could say was
I am being dragged toward a non-reentrant vortex of fits--- I think it sounds like residual mutating attacks... It's true!
Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now.
I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go
Meow meow Jon Hartford meow meow, meow meow?