* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * * I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said: Espresso with black raspberry syrup or almond syrup. You'll love it! So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much. I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself saying YAWOO! HOO-HA! HA! HA-HA! WOO-HA! YEEHA! I CAN'T RECALL WHERE I AM and then I started blurting out Noooo! HEADLESS COW! just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice cream, and all I did was shout LOGW WOL!! WOW LOWL!! Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention. and When the police found me, they asked me my name, and all I could say was Help! mathematical gravitional field ! Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now. I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go Carbuncle Jones meow mee-ow... Meow, meow mee-ow, meow, meow?