* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink:
7 parts ValU Boysenberry Schnapps, 2 parts Pepsi
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
My company is working on a project called:
Secure Optimal Grapes Real-Time God Bless You!
at least until old
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou infectious toad-spotted death-token
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I HAVE NO FRIKKING CLUE WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING HERE
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
Where did the blonde put the network switch?