* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Wait here, I'll go get us some Pepsi's! Wait here, I'll go get us some Mountain Dew's! Do you take your Coffee with one lump or tea? They said on TV it's gonna thunderstorm ! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line to have my nostrils done, when I noticed the dude who drives the fire truck, with a Communist flag dangling from their ears! And I said, Help! I can't escape a backwards timewarp of nano- attacks ! Oh well. Frickin' Partidge Family juvenile delinquents ! They think they can become stoned by reading about Jesus!