At the movies:
Coming SOON to this Theatre...
SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Rock-n-Roll Accountants ***
And Mark Hamill Returns as "Andy Hardy" in
*** Nuclear Ectoplasm ***
You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
Introducing this week's page five girl: Dana. She comes to us from lovely New Malsmeadow, a little lovenest in Belgium. The vivacious B-Cup Brunette loves to read golfing magazines in Hawaii. She's often found buying old cabinets, because she loves to strip.
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