At the movies:
A Bone-Chilling TRUE story! *** Labyrinth of the Crazed Virgins ***
With the Scary Second Feature
*** Blood Lust of the Communist Geckos from the Crypt ***
Amphetamines WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
This week's page five girl is Randi. She's from New Framster, where she was voted Miss Korea, South. This petite C-Cup Redhead she loves to make up hit-lines. She plans to one day dig up a massive box of cash.
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