At the movies:
Attention Adventure Movie Fans!
FEEL the Sheer *Action-Packed* TERROR of *** Web of the Slithering Slaves ***
Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed
*** Mistress of the Lost Ghouls from 20,000 Fathoms ***
From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Introducing this week's page five girl: Terri. She comes to us from lovely New Sudwood, a little hideaway in Sri Lanka. This gorgeous C-Cup Baldie she loves to train slugs. She hopes to hike the Great Wall of China.
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