Weekly World Spew

Photo of Wolfman Jack Is Alive! His Eyes Follow People Wherever They Go!

At the movies:

Now Playing at the Coolidge Corner Cinema:

The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Doom of the Chainsaw Vampires from Hell ***

And For the First Time on the Continent

*** Chain Gang of the Ancient Thrill Seekers ***

Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Introducing this week's page five girl: Cindy. She resides in New Winingmouth, Maldives. You may have seen her on shows like Married with Children and Silk Stalkings. The playful B-Cup Blonde hopes to dig up a massive box of cash.

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