Weekly World Spew

Peanut Butter Sandwiches and Worcester Water Can Cure Meningitis, Heebee-Jeebies, and Anal Warts!

At the movies:

Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

FEEL the Sheer *Action-Packed* TERROR of *** Web of the Slithering Slaves ***

Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed

*** Mistress of the Lost Ghouls from 20,000 Fathoms ***

From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Introducing this week's page five girl: Terri. She comes to us from lovely New Sudwood, a little hideaway in Sri Lanka. This gorgeous C-Cup Baldie she loves to train slugs. She hopes to hike the Great Wall of China.

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