At the movies:
Just in time for the Harvest!
Experience the *Bone-Chilling* terror of *** Coffin of the Babbling Pit Bulls ***
And don't miss Claude Raines's last role in
*** Violation of the Mutant Worm Eaters ***
Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
This week's page five girl is Buffy. She comes to us from lovely New Mashly, a little getaway in Togo. She measures up at 35-17-26 and she loves to firewalk in Hawaii. She hopes to get a real modelling job someday, for a REAL newspaper.