Weekly World Spew

"I Saw John F. Kennedy Alive and Well in Lite Beerburg, Illinois" Announces Artist.

At the movies:

Hey Love-birds...

A Bone-Chilling TRUE story! *** Labyrinth of the Crazed Virgins ***

With the Scary Second Feature

*** Blood Lust of the Communist Geckos from the Crypt ***

Amphetamines WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

This week's page five girl is Randi. She's from New Framster, where she was voted Miss Korea, South. This petite C-Cup Redhead she loves to make up hit-lines. She plans to one day dig up a massive box of cash.

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