At the movies:
Attention Slasher Movie Fans!
A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story! *** Coffin of the Underwater Goldfish ***
With the Sphincter-Clenching Second Feature
*** Amulet of the Nymphettes ***
Definitely NOT for children under 10!!
Introducing this week's page five girl: Holly. She's from New Ipsham, where she was voted Miss Japan. The gorgeous A-Cup Blonde she loves to confound owls underwater. She hopes to dig up a massive box of cash.