Weekly World Spew

Seventy-Five Watch UFO Battle -- Mysterious Mother Ship Versus Shoggoths?

At the movies:

Attention Adult Movie Fans!

DON'T MISS this Gripping Feature! *** Demonic Dinosaurs ***

With the Throat-Gripping Second Feature

*** Unspeakable Blanchmange from the Rings of Saturn ***

You won't believe your eyes!!!!

This week's page five girl is Heidi. She's from New Ipsstone, where she was voted Miss Botswana. You may have seen her on shows like Silk Stalkings and Silk Stalkings. The sleek Q-Cup Brunette plans to arm-wrestle Mickey Mouse.

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