Weekly World Spew

Pet Dog Eats $7,462!

At the movies:

Just in time for the Harvest!

Based upon TRUE events... *** Rock-n-Roll Daleks from the Oort Cloud ***

With Lassie! Also

*** Prophecy of the Frozen Maniacs ***

Definitely NOT for Magic players!!

This week's page five girl is Cori. She resides in New Sunderssea, Djibouti. Her measurements are 45-21-22 and loves to read Spewly World News for charity and sniff mints. She collects old baby bottles, and keeps them in mint condition by having her nipples rubbed.

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