Weekly World Spew

Survey Shocker: Americans Would Rather Eat Just One Lays Brand Potato Chip Than Be President!

At the movies:

Hey Love-birds...

The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Blood Lust of the Underwater Monkeys ***

With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also

*** Frankenstein's Frozen Aliens ***

Formula 44 WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Introducing this week's page five girl: Holly. She comes to us from lovely New Dalsbroke, a little hideaway in Ireland. This slender, sleek C-Cup Brunette loves to apprehend zebras. She likes to get lost in the supermarket with her lovers.

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