>ISSUE Number ONE 6/30/98
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>TOC - In this ISSUE
>1 some peaceful suggestions
>2 history/logical/philosophical conspiracy bullshit
>3 Illuminized/bad trip suggestions
>4 a postcard
>5 logic puzzel/love story
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>LICK AN ENVELOPE and slice open during conversion!!!
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>Melt a basketball for German Jesuses.
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>Ptolemy was here.  We could have put anything here.  We could have
>put everything everywhere or we could have put NOTHING ANYWHERE!!!!!
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>NOTHING ANYWHERRE!!!!!!  NOT A GODDAMN THING!!!!  NOT ANYWHERE!!!!!!
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>NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THIGN!!!!!!!!!  EVERYTHING YO USEE ANNIHILATED!!!!!!
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>NIHIL NIHIL RIEN RIEN NICHTS NICHTS NIX NIX NADA NADA NIENTE NIENTE
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>(we could have put a camera in your television)
>((that would have been nice))
>(((we could have put turned you into an endless loop))
>((((That would have been nice, too))))
>(((((We could have puzzled you for years with a diasterous TERMINATION
>     CONDITION))))
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>Your
>	Cousin
>		Is
>			In
>				The
>					Pokono's.
>For
>	The
>		Summre.
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>Everybody loves my baby, and my baby loves no one but me
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