A RABBIT WAN'T TO KNOW
I was at a shop that sells Sanrio stuff and other Asian things. Just as I was about to leave I spotted this stationery set, made to look like a newspaper with the title:
I was at a shop that sells Sanrio stuff and other Asian things. Just as I was about to leave I spotted this stationery set, made to look like a newspaper with the title: "The Parsleysagerosemaryand Times".
Below the title, it says
Below the title, it says "THE HAPPY TOGETHER THE RABBIT'S STORY TIMES PAGE 1" and then: "A RABBIT WAN'T TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.." Next, a 6 column layout with headlines, blocks of text, and graphics.
The headings, subheadings, and much of the content of the articles are bits of song lyrics.
The headings, subheadings, and much of the content of the articles are bits of song lyrics.
A box to the left of the title says
A box to the left of the title says "A RABBIT'S STORY: If you' re worried about it we can shoot it at the studio" with a tiny bee and a tiny carrot in the box.
The one to the right says
The one to the right says "THE NATURAL: I have had my invitation to this world' s festival" with a faded rabbit character in the background.
The graphics include cute bunnies, flowers, picket fences, and the occasional friendly bee, carrot, or teacup.  They have bits of song lyrics in them also.
The graphics include cute bunnies, flowers, picket fences, and the occasional friendly bee, carrot, or teacup. They have bits of song lyrics in them also.
This is stationery, so it comes with envelopes.  While the paper is multicolored (but mostly a pink-ish peach), the envelopes are a light orange.
This is stationery, so it comes with envelopes. While the paper is multicolored (but mostly a pink-ish peach), the envelopes are a light orange.
The envelopes have a similar layout.  Instead of A RABBIT WAN'T TO KNOW it says:
The envelopes have a similar layout. Instead of A RABBIT WAN'T TO KNOW it says: "THE SNOW LAND'S A NYMPH FESTIVAL" for the "top story." The text is... an obituary, for Flip Wilson.