At a party, me and you
You had big plans and I did, too    [ed: is he saying "fans"?]
Let's drink beer you suggest
I have to question whether that would be best
We know that your best friend
Is my ex-girlfriend and
She's a human who's insane.

Chorus:

   Oh, are you coming on to me?
   Is this how it is going to be?
   See, it happens fairly frequently,
   Oh, but never with you.

   By some miracle or by a chance
   I've never asked you for a dance
   For a night of unbridled lust
   With the bridesmaid she thought she could trust

   My fiancee from two summers back
   Who would have a fatal heart attack
   If she saw your hand on my leg
   Cause she knows you wouldn't have to beg

   Are you coming on to me?
   Can everyone else in here see
   You're gonna make somebody angry
   If you're trying to make it happen with me
    
I'll tell you I love you, whatever that means
You're a cool girl with real cool jeans.
Let's get drunk you coerce
Well maybe we should have a little chat first.
We know that your best friend
Is my ex-girlfriend and she's
A human who's insane.

(Chorus x2)

- "Are You Coming On To Me?" - Lifestyle