From: Your Mother
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 95 16:36:04 0000

  I don't believe I'd like to pass Zaphod Beeblebrox through my
urethra, nor the Sears Tower, and definitely NOT Josh Brandt.

                                          - Duct Tape Boy -

From: UserName
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 95 17:10:02 -2400

From: Dale Miller
Date: Sun, 31 Dec 95 12:38:39

A pair of 5" black high heels (with locking ankle strap)
Handcuffs
A VAX 11/780 (with expansion cabinet)

From: spectrum@rainbw.iii.net (Don Ross)
Date: Sat, 27 Jan 1996 03:20:31 -0500

badger (on a bagel, even)

From: Maurice Dykes
Date: Sat, 27 Jan 96 12:52:37 -0800

Broken Glass.

From EbenWilson@aol.com Wed Jan 31 02:56:42 1996

1.   The Dallas Cowboys (cleated)
2.   An open tube of SuperGlue

From: Paul Orlando
Date: Thu, 01 Feb 96 17:12:41 -0500

David Letterman

From Duquessa@aol.com Fri Feb 2 15:08:48 1996

the pope
a Roto-rooter
Betlegeuse
A sopwith Camel
a SWAT team
your spine
your Western Civ. term Paper
the Encyclopedia Brittanica
the editing staff of the above
Skylar L. Primm

From: Bill Schongar
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 96 17:15:21 -0500

I don't want to pass King Friday or Mr. Rogers trolley..

From: webmaster@acadia.net

A gallon of jalapeno pepper salsa

Date: Tue, 01 Oct 1996 08:53:44 -0400
From: Ray Dittmeier <hermit@iglou.com>


Date: Tue, 15 Oct 1996 11:01:38 -0700
From: Crazy Bear Designs <crzybear@win.bright.net>

A free AOL disk


Mon Aug 26 15:23:16 1996
From: Nelson LeDuc <nleduc@acs.utah.edu>

Barney. Definitely not Barney!


Date: Wed, 09 Oct 1996 16:26:08 -0800
From: Sn Boynton <1srb5848@ibm.mtsac.edu>

The U.S.S. Enterprise (any version!)


Date: Tue, 28 May 1996 11:09:02 -0700
From: Philippe <PTusler@po9.mv.unisys.com>
From: Energyvamp@aol.com
Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 22:06:56 -0500

seeing that i don't have one, i can comply my own evil and dastardly thoughts.


Maintainer's note: Women do have urethrae , they're just more internal. See here. Unless, of course, the poster means that Energy Vampires don't have urethrae, in which case, I retract my chastisement.


From: John Howard Latham (k95jl02@cc.kzoo.edu)
Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 23:13:42 -0500
  1. mr. potato head
  2. a tae kwon doe master
  3. lounge chair
  4. an anatomy book
  5. crabs
  6. crap
  7. shit
  8. poop
  9. any bowel material
  10. saga food
  11. a chess board
  12. biplane
  13. a hummer
  14. your sisters bat
  15. your boyfriends best friends little sister
  16. madonna
  17. the collegiate water polo association
  18. fig
  19. felines
  20. large jungle cats
  21. the periodic table
  22. a ford truck
  23. three blind mice
  24. formaldehyde
  25. gensing
  26. electric eel
  27. midget porn star
  28. mt. olympus
  29. zues
  30. christmas ornaments your grandma makes
  31. beef wellington
From: CooCuLain@aol.com
Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1999 03:21:32 EST
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 19:35:49 -0500
From: Joan Myers

the western hemisphere

From: ShpooMan@aol.com
Date: Sun, 22 Aug 1999 19:46:27 EDT
What I don't want moving through my urethra:

From: Woozysprocket19@aol.com
From: Nyarlathotep
From: mary
From: lizzie


Squirt back up to the Urethra page
'this is getting silly....'
-Duquessa@aol.com