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From: truss@sidehack.gweep.net (Blue Gargantua)
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Subject: Re: Okay, who put him up to this?
Date: 22 Jun 1996 14:41:56 -0400
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Uncle Don Ross  wrote:
>
>Tubs spoke up.  "Yeah, ever heard of anyone named... um... Jack Fist?"
>

  "Ummm...no," said Gates, "Why?  Should I have?"

  "Here, let me explain through my Mnemetic Power(TM)," said Joey.

  The world got all quavery in a flashback....


  One day, little Jackie Fist's parents were brutally murdered by a 
large, roadside billboard which had fallen down on them.  Swearing a
bloody retribution against the forces of Corporate America which had
negligently placed the sign there in the first place, Jack trained his
body, mind, and spirit to become the ultimate killing machine.  Over the
years, he'd brought down dozens of huge corporations almost single-handedly.
He was responsible for 1.36% of America's unemployment rate and he'd
made over 200 people permanently unemployed.  In short, he was a masterful
foe.  One that the trio of heroes could stage a real fight with.  He
was not a known Commie, but he wasn't a known Non-Commie and his hatred
of Corporate America made him rather suspect.

  The world got all quavery in a return to "now".

  "And that," said Joey, "is Jack Fist."

later
Truss





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