i have converted this archived list o' sites that i keep in
.weirdweb in my gweep account into, well, a list o' sites. but they are
spiffy links with spiffy descriptions instead of just text. yes indeedie.
i could probably figure out the exact dates that some of these
showed up in my .plan, but i'd never be able to get
all of them so why bother? so here they are in one big list (which is
actually in reverse chronological order) with some sort of description as to
what they are.
ok, so it's one big list separated into little bits. i separated
the sites into the groups that likely appeared together in my .plan based on a common theme. or something.
this section defies all the stuff established above about reverse
chronological order and being separated into groups based on a common theme.
these sites appeared in my .plan after i started
keeping the eventual blog, but they somehow never
made it over to the blog pages. don't ask me. i dunno how it happened.
implants for animals.
no idea what this was at the
time i posted it. . .
the elian wassup
lord of the
gets dropped to the minors. sing it with me. nananana, nananana, hey hey
once upon a time, they could win
at one time, this
had something to do with baseball. . .
you sure you remember ever posting this ever? um, nope.
yea toys! gravilux.
agents mouldy and scurvy investigate the disappearance of jesus'
body in the
sev files. warning: the story is unfinished because they want you
to buy the book. but it is still damn funny.
beauty in ASCII
you know you're having a bad day when. . . you're
a guy, and you find out you're pregnant. [see? now this is one of those
cases where i could make a pretty good guess at dating when i posted this.
but i won't.]
you know you're having a bad day when. . . you come home from
a hard day of work to find your family arranging your funeral. [this is
where i should take a moment to point out that you may find broken links
around here. cause i don't go back and delete ones that stop working or
anything. i just happen to remeber what this story was about because it was
that whole bad day theme.]
the world's largest
fully-functional Tetris game
real, or computer
game? you be the judge.
toys of the weird: BorgBies
own hot dogs from table scraps. um, ew.
marshmallow bunny survival tests.
bunny loses head to mugger. i dont know whether to laugh or cry. . .
compliment generator. i have no idea what i got the first time this was
in my .plan [remember? i didn't start keeping track
till mid-april?] but i just got "Be still, my love,
my watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and
this guy collects photos of weird signs and then
posts them on this page. notice how many are from boston. . .
when i first went back to this page, i thought, "hm. i don't
remember linking here." then i noticed a side link to this page, and i thought
"ah. this one i remember." he must've had it as the front page at one point.
is (was) looking to hire theatre techs. [another page that just isn't
there anymore. oh well.]
the end of an era: ben and jerry's
bought out by unilever. cry.
[note: this is a resource hog. but much fun.]
why would you want to buy casket furniture?
[ok there is no common theme for the above links. but most of the
ones in the next section are about movies so i split them here. i never said
the splitting thing would work out perfectly. . . ]
park's tribute to monty python
the matrix as told
when i first linked here, i think it was an article
asking celebrities who they could take in a fight. althought the current
article (on 7.2.2000) is about aardman and chicken run. pretty cool. i
didn't realize they had signed on to do 4 more feature films. . . one of
which is going to be wallace and gromit. of course, this is the
onion. . .
really funny review of the skulls.
page of the internet
at one point, there was this whole peep craze going on, so i
posted the peep dance
the official peeps homepage: peepsville. [i
warned you there was this whole peeps thing going on.]
even more peeps: voyage of the
spying in schools: real
life or a movie? you be
in the i-gotta-get-me-some-of-that depatment, plasma laces.
i have no recollection of what this
was. oh well.
the always entertaining (and often updated) pimpwar! [i think this site has gotten
too fancy for it's own good. it crashed on my slow connection. ugh.]
and t' help you's in ya' pimpin', de jibe translato'.
[translation: and to help you in your pimping, the jive translator.]
physics. [the soda constructor has actually moved to a new home.]
was alink to a doonesbury comic featuring ge. but it's gone. because they
only keep a 30 day archive. bummer.
sue's secret is out. a woman's guide on how to pee
standing up. i cannot believe there is a page dedicated to this. not
only that, but it is part of a site called restrooms of the future. good grief.
amazingly funny oscar
review by dusty, the fat bitter cat.
another entry in the world of weird urls: myUndies.com. oooOOOoooh! you can
register to win a free pair of boxers!
george w. bush for president. [i
have no recollection of what story appeared on the front page when i first
linked to this. . . ]
dressed pair at the oscars.
that's not how you drill a hole in your head. . . this is how you drill a hole in your head!
cracks me up. they even have pdfs that you can download and print out and
make your own stickers to wreak havoc with.
since i first posted the mazdalicious
with a plea to my engineering friends to make me one, there have been many
discussions on the topic. we're looking for a malibu to convert into the
malibubarbie. barbie. as in austrailian for barbeque. not the doll. the
malibubarbie will not have boobs. no siree!
superbad is a total trip.
major time suck.
brad the game. this is
very disturbing. . . especially the part where you can shit a brick and then
use it to draw on pants. ew.
a slightly different wpi.
prayer. [i posted this on the eve of a weekend filled with parties.]
you can buy biblical
action figures. riiight. [i found this link on cardhouse under the
description, "Black Jesus and White Jesus fight to figure out who's the
bestest son of God!"]
inspired by the biblical action figures, tom and i discussed what would happen if you played with
the biblical figures with more traditional action figures. the result? my ticket to hell.
superfriends. so worth the download time.
this is the site that really started it all and got all my
friends hooked: furious
george and the cross-country crime spree.
database. not really sure what this is for. but i know it's wacky.
the first site i ever posted in my .plan: sissy fight.