happy national orgasm day.
bush ii =
desert storm ii. lovely.
bionic suit. [via fark]
tom sends along additional information on
the xena files?
[season 9 starts on 11.4.2001]
2.0 [via fark]
even more tax info from the motley fool.
[via metafilter, where meg's post has sparked a discussion]
the guy who did those little flash movie with stick figures based
on famous action flics [see 4.19.2001 for links]
made a first person
shooter game. [via memepool]
human clock. [via metafilter]
i wonder if it's rush hour? [via wombat]
what made my day, case 33 in a series. meg says i
more tax info. the irs information
site consistantly refers to it as an "advanced payment."
i was wondering how this was going to screw people. . . suck.
he'brew: the chosen beer.
[via swallowing tacks]
raise your hand if ew, case in a series. growing
cells for human organs in the bodies of mice. [via tom]
yes, i need some advice on how to move my
hippo? thanks. [via agthorr]
if i ever when i get to edinburgh, i am so going to
45rpm record label
designs. too cool. [via zeldman]
the pigmy shrew. . . is a fascinating
creature. [via memepool]
why the human race is doomed, case 49 in a series. model
commits suicide. which is sad in itself, but plus size?!? 37.5
28.5 is plus size?!?! jesus freeking god. [via metafilter]
apologies for the lack of goo as of late. i'm sick and swamped. a
bad bad combination.
to that. [via truss]
if you're looking for me tonight, i will once again be here.
[last night's game rocked, by the way. lots of fun bits. including the guys
behind us singing a little "daaaaante daaaaaante" song every time he got up to
bat. and then yelling "son of a bichette!" when he struck out.]
keeping tabs on how much longer dubya's in the house. kind
of depressing when you look at it that way. . . [via backup brain]
people should not be allowed to keep pets. [via mr. pants]
usability study. [via signal vs.
if you're looking for me tonight, i'll be here.
july is american beer
month. almost too late, but still entertaining. [via heather]
why the human race is doomed, case 48 in a series. kid
od's on stolen drugs. parents sue drug manufacturer and pharmacy. kid who
actually stole the drugs pleads guilty to manslaughter. explain to me
how this makes sense. i have a dream. i have a dream of someday living in a
society where people take responsibility for their own actions. [via fark]
bit about what to eat to help you through the work day. CHOCOLATE! [via
old lego catalogues
and instruction sets. [via gmtPlus9]
steps to better code. read number 8. includes a link to PeopleWare.
vampire hunter. oh, i must see this. presuming that it's real. but, i
saw it on the internet! how could it not be! [via fark]
in the you can't make this shit up department, "I'm having a
great time being pres... being a senator from New York." [via fark]
spammobile at ozz
fest? [via fark]
so, i figured it was time to revisit my resolutions and see how i've been
doing. because you care.
+ was doing lots of this until summer hit. and now? laziness has
set in. and something is wrong with the temperture doohickie on my oven.
+ had this one nailed until i hurt my knee in early may. knee is
now better, and i need to get back to it.
+ pretty good, still not as much as i would like. mostly a
timing thing. i give myself a b-.
+ oh yeah. nailed this one. and loving every minute.
+ been doing pretty good with this one, too. i get a b here.
+ oof. never thought i would. some days it's still hard, but
having someone who reminds me on a daily basis that not everyone sucks makes
it hard not to. it's been pretty terrific.
+ ha! totally failed on this one. i should fix that. . .
+ see above. although i did go play last week. sad sad sad.
+ eh. nope.
+ not yet. . . running out of time to do this before the
weddings i will be attending in the fall.
+ it would appear that doing so would be nigh impossible. which,
for those who know me and my severe lack of self confidence, is a pretty
amazing thing for me to be able to say. i'm pretty darn happy about it.
the bass ale
gameroom. registration required to play. [via heather who has vouched for the niftiness of the games]
mid season report. a bit late. sue me. [via tom
"pie-eatin' monkey" carr]
click to opt
out of those stupid x10 ads for 3000 days. even though it says 30, it's
3000. [via signal vs. noise.
with much thanks.]
the popcorn fork! "the
most unique eating utensil since the dark ages." WOW! just what i needed!
now i know what i am giving my friends for wedding presents this year! [via
the management at the eventual blog would
like to apologize for the comments in the last post. apparently, dawn has been hit over the head with the sarcastic cudgel
a few too many times today. thankyouforyourpatience.
update. all fixed thanks.
seann says: someone at rcn please give back
my internet. i'm getting very cranky. thankyou.
surreal moment of the day, case 9 in a series. one of the
newsgroups i read had a message from a friend of mine [who happens to be a
massage therapist] dicussing how she uses a bit of dawn in the laundry to
help get massage oils and lotions out of the sheets. just a hit of dawn does
the trick, she says.
people with cell phones contest winners. if nothing else, scroll down to
the bottom and read the winning entry. [via fark]
explain to me why this makes any sense at all. [via fark]
vitamin clothes. i'll
never have to eat again. too weird. but why oh why do they want to make lace
undies? i don't get it. [via metafilter]
collections. [via swallowing
themeparks.com. for all
your major theme park needs. hip resource. [via /usr/bin/girl]
crap. i forgot all about maria mckee last night. sad.
lopsided trades in sport history. guess what tops the list. . . sigh.
why i love massachusetts, case 6 in a series. t cell phone thing
[this was supposed to be a note to self that i needed to find more info
about this. why didnt someone mention that i had something up here that made
zero sense?!? next time, someone say something, ok? thanks. you're the
why i love massachusetts, case 6 in a series [take 2]. they
are going to install wireless communication attennas in the t. so people
can talk on their cell phones. on the t. which may be a nice convenient
thing. or hugely annoying. but. you'd think that maybe they'd spend some
money to, oh, i don't know, improve the t service in the city first?!?
for steve. Britney Spears Is
Growing Up. i can hardly contain my excitment. no, really. [via fark]
rebate news. [via fark]
raise your hand if ew, case 10 in a series. can i offer
you a slice of peanut butter? [via fark]
the Penny Pinchers Of the Year. this is only minorly interesting, but i
mention it for one very important reason. guys: don't ever. Ever. EVER.
think of doing what the second place winner does. really. trust me. buy the
freeking card. and flowers. you'll be a happier person for it. [via fark]
you've got to be kidding me, case 10 in a series. dubya's
dad calls the middle east for him. there are no words. [via metafilter]
maria mckee is going to
be on letterman tonight, playing songs from her new as of yet not released
mess of new exploding
dog stuff today.
+ making life
do you do it?
of avalon on tnt. started last night, but they are re-airing it about a
why the human race is doomed case 47 in a series. football team beat
up drum corp. and the author of this one should be shot for the headline
and first line of the article.
clips from the
muppet show [and other henson stuff]. unfortunately, they don't have
harry belafonte. [via fark]
well then. Cannabis puts
females in mood for love. [via fark]
complete with video clips from
the pilot. [via fark]
raise your hand if ew, case 9 in a series. Farmer
frees himself from hay baler by cutting off his own arm. "All I was
thinking about was that my arm really hurt. And [the baler] was kind of
sucking my whole body in, so I figured, well, it was either my whole body or
my arm." [via metafilter]
why the human race is doomed, case 46 in a series. teacher
fired over a mural painted by his students that depicted 2 men kissing.
story is obviously more involved than that. go read the article. then shake
head in dismay. [via metafilter]
too cool. lego palm. [via swallowing tacks]
lego mosaic. turn your
pictures into lego sculptures. demo version only. gotta pay for the real
thing. [via /usr/bin/girl]
shape of song. converts midi files into pictures representing the
structure of the song. fascinating stuff. [via the morning news]
dr. who: Death
Comes to Time. listen.
wow! this is the coolest toy ever! High-tech pitching machine
scores. [via matthew at
plane possibly found. [via signal v. noise]
holy pink. hello kitty
laptop. [via /usr/bin/girl]
these people are my heroes. Garden
gnomes gather for freedom.
cal ripken is my hero. indeed.
why the human race is doomed, case 45 in a series. proposed
constitutional amendment to define marriage as the union between a woman and
a man. they are proposing to amend the constitution. dear god.
this is not nearly as entertaining as i had hoped. but,
interesting nonetheless. fbi
records for famous people. including elvis. [via metafilter]
what made my day, case 32 in a series. chasing rainbows on the
drive home from work.
and, in case i ever get another one. The Language of
Lagomorphs: What Your Rabbit is Saying and How to Speak Back. [via weblog wannabe]
computer light. [via harrison]
vision and jack. "Jack Austin, an renegade astronaut overexposed to the
sun's harmful rays while in orbit, does not return to Earth with a bad tan,
but rather, a superpower: He is three times smarter than the smartest man on
Earth (I'm assuming that excludes himself) whenever it's sunny out. Aided by
his old roomate Doug, who was turned into a motorcycle by an experimental
raygun, the duo coolly transverse this wide open vista we call America,
fighting crime, and longing for the days when they weren't super-smart or a
motorcycle (respectively)." failed tv pilot that may just make it as a movie. download the show. [via memepool]
files mythology explained. in theory. [via memepool]
raise you hand if ew, case 8 in a series. Boy's
Arm Reattached After Florida Shark Attack.
in addition to cartman finding his first pubic hair, radiohead will
appear on tomorrow's south park.
why the human race is doomed, case 44 in a series. man sentenced
to 10 years in jail for writing in a journal. now, granted, the stuff he
wrote about was nasty and scary and gratuitous. but he wrote it. in a
personal journal. he didn't show people, he didn't sell it, he didn't
do it. i'm sorry. i thought i lived in a country that had freedom of
thought. [via metafilter]
illness 'at the root of jazz'. funky. [via swallowing tacks]
"Express your true feelings about your ex-lover, ex-spouse or ex-boss with
customized new X-Wipes. Just send us any photo and we'll emboss it onto the
sheets of soft and highly absorbant rolls of quality bathroom tissue." [via
star game tonight.
zeitgeist. [via zeldman]
candles. note the little pewter gift that comes in candle d. [via cardhouse]
in high-speed photography. some really spiffy photos in here. there are
30 in all. [via cardhouse]
um. witches say
harry potter movie has him riding his broomstick backwards. right.
they are actually gonna do it. romania
to build dracula land theme park.
fun with computers. changing the
silly start button in windows. [via fark]
tattoos. with pictures. [via fark]
anyone know german? h.i.v. energy drink.
piece theory. [via fark]
an argument for attending more minor league games. bench
clearing brawl started with a kick to the face. complete with video.
fun with the internet.
[via backup brain]
in a fantastic display of nubiness, picks 7 yankees for all star team.
this, among other reasons, is why the yankees suck. [via tom]
where i was: matinucus.
what i did: "well. today we've read, ate, sat on rocks, drank
beer, read, walked, ate, sat on rocks. . . did we miss anything?"
"nope. i think that's about it."
gon out. backson.
my very educated mother just served us nine pickles and
a bunch of other things large enough to be considered worlds out beyond
are you a god?
"take this simple test and find out." [via fark]
lottery winner jailed for meth manufacture. because apparently, a
million dollars just wasn't enough. [via fark]
surreal moment of the day, case 8 in a series. driving home from
work last night, the guy in the car in front of me suddenly and inexplicably
dropped a naked barbie doll out the window.
up dubya. oh too much fun. [via signal vs. noise]
154 earth days... 5 game
years, 1 game months, 12 game days... Until Browser-based Gaming Is Changed
Forever. if they say so.
Last All Summer Long by Brian Aldiss. the story that inspired ai. [via memepool]
tetris. [via /usr/bin/girl]