proof that there is nothing you can't buy these days. the p-mate.
[via mike, who is currently
vacationing in hawaii
10 laws of bad
science fiction. [via fark]
i found a duck! ok, not
really. but i wish i would. nifty. be sure to take a look at the duck
chorus. [via /usr/bin/girl]
this is supposed to be a movie
of a chimp in ninja training, but i can't say for sure. bad firewall!
i find it really hard to believe that these
are made out of paper. [via /usr/bin/girl]
dogs action figures. to be released this summer. [via fark]
ok, this is just weird. apparently, all
of the keyless entry remotes in bremerton, washington have stopped
working. [via fark]
oh this does not bode well. . . a
fetus is now a person. yes, they've disguised this in a bill that is
intended to promote harsher sentances for attacks against pregnant women.
but, i fear where it is headed.
moment of silence.
what does the
bible say about....t-shirt messages? cause, you know, t-shirts with
funny logos and messages were all the rage back then. "the devil is always
around to take things and pervert them for his purposes, he is using
T-shirts to advertise evil. . . . Displaying evil names and pictures by
wearing these types of T-shirts can be invitations to the devil to attach
himself to a person or to cause a curse to come against them." right. [via
bitch name generator. [via fark]
for sale. really. entertaining. photos. [via metafilter}
why the human race is doomed, case 27 in a series. they'll be
execution souvenir t-shirts. [via metafilter]
store. wacky concept. [via mr. pants]
today's episode. that in which dawn cleans out her inbox to bring
you today's list of links.
potter teaser. [via heather]
and all that jazz. [refer to 4.6.2001 entry.] if i only had a turntable.
the stool. [via heather, who says, "This strikes me as something that
our friends would do."]
drak says, "if you liked
monkey versus robot..." and offers this.
unfortunately, i cannot get to it cause it has mp3 in the url. stupid
strategy wargame for 2-6 players and Marshmallow Peeps®. [via mike]
they've invaded boston, too. peace,
love, linux. [article via dan]
yes, yes. i played hooky friday. the weather was beautiful. snow
to 70 degrees in 2 days. only in new england. and now i am frantically
preparing for a brief business trip. so, please amuse yourself with the
archives until my return. thank you.
what made my day, case 21 in a series. truss. wow. we
touch each other's lives in ways we rarely know. thank you.
your soul mate be a monkey?
raise your hand if ew, case 5 in a series. marybeth's .plan of
the day. "what i *did* on my birthday - i cleaned a horse penis, and i stuck
my arm up cows butts." [oh the search referrals i will get now. . .]
oh lookie that. . . the red
sox have won 4 in a row, while the yankees have lost 4. the red sox are
for first in the al east, while the yankees are 3 games back. let's
revel in this moment, shall we? revelrevelrevel.
this is just fabulous for the headline. Eight
dead over missing penis. [via fark]
could plug your palmtop into your clothes and throw away the batteries.
weird. or cool. you be the judge. [via fark]
"who says a plunger has to be ugly? Plungees is the world's first pretty
plunger in a pretty box." um, ok then. [via 50 cups]
panic. it's an mtv commerical from singapore. [via gmtPlus9]
fight! Fight! FIGHT! [i like the
first and third the best. couldn't figure out the middle one. via metafilter]
who do you
think you are? apparently, the eventual blog
thinks it is forrest gump,
while the front page thinks it is tony manero. right.
new voices 19
surreal moment of the day, case 6 in a series. being told, "i
have to shop for breakfast on friday night. . . "
Phrasebook. "The author and translators disclaim all responsibility for
the results of use of these expressions under field conditions. Use in a
well-ventilated area. Do not expose to open flame. No user-serviceable parts
inside. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting." [via josh]
shopping. haven't been back to WickedCoolStuff.com in a while.
their stuff is indeed wickedcool. [not to be confused with evilcool.] plus,
the way they categorize their merchandise by both what it is [ie, mugs,
tshirts], and what theme it follows [ie, south park, wonder woman] is great.
i think a shopping spree is in order.
+ i need to buy this mug for like 20 people. . .
+ don't mess
+ mix n match virgin mary magnet set, complete with
stroller and baby jesus.
+ looooove the flower pillows.
+ ohoh. must buy this poster for my sister.
+ postal t
am saving my love for you.
what made my day, case 20 in a series. old memories
re-discovered. *breathedeeplythroughnose* wheaton!
dubya owes $2
million in legal fees to the guys who helped him
win florida during the post-election florida goo.
stupidity produces antibodies. [via dani]
the always useful information about grounds
for criminal deportation. [i don't know. ask tom.]
why the human race is doomed, case 26 in a series. this year's pulitzer prize winner for
breaking news and photography. you can see the full list of winners at
looove the timeline interface.
once again losing faith in the human race. . . archie comics and
dan decarlo, creator of josie and the pussycats, are battling over
who owns the rights to the characters. fans are asking people to boycott
the movie. [thanks to jonathan for pointing this out.]
no. [via gmtPlus9]
shockwave race car game. [via metafilter]
link airs tonight.
friday the 13th. oooOOOoooooo. spooky.
robin young this morning on wbur on the movie, blow: "the moral of the story is:
don't do drugs, because if you do, your story may wind up in a Really Bad
[side note: the url for the official blow movie site is quite
dubya says, fuck the planet. americans need jobs.
speaking of dubya, smirkingchimp.com. [via backup brain]
josie and the
pussycats. meow. [loooved these cartoons and comics.]
the red sox currently
rock my world. here's hoping for a successful series against the sissy
yankees this weekend. [friday, 6pm on fox. saturday and sunday, 1pm on fox.]
this is pretty funky! terry's chocolate. flash, resizes
your window, but not permanently. good show. [via backup brain]
dear god! my eyes!
[via kottke, whose description of the
photo is priceless.]
murder mystery" by abraham lincoln. [via metafilter] [note: after actually
having read this story, i have discovered that it is pretty lame. proceed at
your own risk.]
dear god not the guiness! [via fark]
mike. i wonder if the letters are real. . . you can find them here as well. i wonder.
milk!!! that's, um, great. . . [via chris]
new game. Dance Dance
Karnov. "There are two levels in this game. In each level, you must
DANCE YOUR FAT WHITE ASS AROUND FOR FREEDOM!" [via /usr/bin/girl]
if you are looking for me over the next couple days, i'll be in
16 Ks, baby.
raise your hand if ew, case 4 in a series. transplanted
monkey head. [via fark]
fat boy that runs on bio fuel. [via fark]
laws of physics? pah! i scoff at your laws
new planets found.
someone get me this album, should you ever see
it. [via not so soft]
a game for friday, since no one is working anyway. sheep cull. "The aim of the game is
to maliciously murder as many innocent sheep as possible with your allocated
50 bullets." [via /urs/bin/girl]
ohoh! perhaps it won't be such a bad season after all. nomo
pitches a no hitter.
you are the weakest link. goodbye.
for ryan. math jokes. "A
mathematician is in Africa trying to capture a lion. When he spots one he
proceeds to build a fence around himself and says, 'I define this to be
outside!'" [via fark]
jesse ventura says, "until
you've hunted man you haven't hunted yet." right. [via metafilter]
"I lost a
week of forever because I waited. Don't lose a week, man."
xlc. that's xtreme launch coaster. angle of ascent:
90 degrees vertical. angle of descent: 90 degrees vertical. 0 to 80 in 1.8
seconds. good god. [via andrew]
speaking of coasters, i got to ride the rock
'n' roller coaster at mgm back in february. it did 0 to 60 in 2.8
a review of the honda
insight. over on the second
page is where it talks about the battery pack. "120 nickel-metal hydride
(NiMH) D cells power the motor at 144 V and are stored in the cargo area of
the car." the car runs off of d cells?!? [via dibble]
can make me work in a little box, but they can't crush my spirit."
to break up - it just wasn't working
ok, so maybe he did win after all. [via metafilter]
happy tax season. the
top 10 overlooked deductions. [via swallowing tacks]
that's my bush
premieres tonight on comedy central.
surreal moment of the day, case 5 in a series. on the radio this
morning, there was a celtic love song about a vincent
monkey zone, your pet
monkey resource. with lots of pictures. good god. [via mr. pants]
. . . and the home of the brave. play ball!
robot frank's life. [via
shopping. american science and
surplus. one stop shopping for all your Dissect-A-Frog needs. [via ben]
tap reunion tour. get tickets,
currently only for the la show. [via fark]
jesus diet. contains such gems as urine: the fountain of
side effects from eating food, and history of health and
its derangements. "It seems that no human being, of below-average
intelligence, and who was not a regular church-goer, could write something
so flawless and yet so profound." indeed. [via 50 cups]
finally, some good news. Dutch
law allowing same-sex marriages in effect. "Though several other
countries register same-sex couples and some call them marriages, rights
groups have hailed the Dutch legislation as groundbreaking. It eliminates
all references to gender in laws governing matrimony and adoption, going so
far as to amend the dictionary to eliminate references to 'man and woman' in
the definition of marriage." [via metafilter]
assabet tech. i want to
take dance classes. and cooking classes. they have one called 'cooking with
welcome to april. spring showers and all that.
"APRIL 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we
are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." -mark twain