bite my monkey. [via tom]
commander in chief. *sniff* i am so proud to be an american. [via
cat webcam. i was talking about schrödinger's cat recently with
someone. after talking a look at this page, i realized that
schrödinger's cat is not at all what i thought it was. as a side note,
the whole mad science
laboratories site is pretty cool. [via 50 cups]
loony.org on jesse
condoms. inexplicable indeed. [via cardhouse]
why the human race is doomed, case 20 in a series. people
offended by seeing "the
v-word" on a billboard. and people wonder why we have trouble talking
about sex. [via fark]
anybody want to buy me
a castle? [via fark]
simulator. "it's good to be god." [via fark]
signs deal to make movies out of onion articles. i can't decide if this
is entertaining or scarey.
bald soprano is by ionesco.
i don't know which is scarier: the icky nasty searches that end
up in my referral logs [we hit a new low this morning], or the entertaining
misspelled words. massages for nokia phones. precident lincoln.
it's heeeeeeeeere. majestic.
clue number 11 that i've been spending
too much time lots
of time, all of which is invaluable to my health, with certain people: when reading
today's megatokyo, i swore
that second pannel said "i've been training with the dancing monkeys of the
california hills." [and before you say, well, what were clues 1 through 10?
i would like to point out that 11 was an arbitrary number based on the
assumption that there must've been other clues along the way.]
dancing paul. [via seann]
had the opportunity to see la nouba in
orlando. it was amazing. beautiful to look at. being a theatre geek, i was
completely blown away by the technical aspects and the overall coordination
of it. amazing.
marvin style. [via justin]
must. read. dilbert
series on positive reinforcement. thats the start of it. use next day's
comic to get the rest.
shopping. timbuk2. heavy
duty made to order bags.
ok, brief list of trip highlights. ok, maybe not so brief list of
+ this guy got an award for mentoring quality projects. he
mentored 29 last year. oooh. his job is to mentor quality projects.
so he got an award. for doing his job. i don't get it.
+ "yeah, no one is quite sure why he does half the stuff he
+ got kudos for a database system that i designed 4 years ago,
and now people want to adapt it for their sites.
+ we closed the american adventure in epcot for a special
dinner. and then had a special section right up against the railing to watch
illuminations: reflections of earth. [sponsored by ge.] i attended said
special dinner in pigtails.
+ fultons crab house dinner for 2: $120. and neither of us had a
+ during the 4 hour training session on our spiffy web tools,
the server went down.
+ "and remember: everything is better when sucked from a
+ went to the comedy club at pleasure island, where they do
improv comedy. i got picked for the first game to give all kinds of info
about my life, which they then turned into a musical.
+ tower of terror.
+ aerosmith rock 'n' roller coaster.
+ got to tour disney's hazardous waste storage area, waste water
treatment plant, composting facility, and recycling area.
+ seen on a t-shirt in disney: C.O.P.S. christians obediently
preaching salvation. what'cha gonna do when HE comes for you?
+ got my picture taken with eeyore.
+ watching my mom act like a little kid.
+ lego store.
+ cirque du soleil.
back safe and sound. my bad return-home-flight karma kicked in
worse than ever. i landed 8 hours after i was supposed to. ugh. more stories
and info once i catch up here at the office.
still alive. see? and just for
good measure, family shot! [well, technically,
3/5 family shot.]
i am here. i am safe. my hotel is pink. pink, for the love
of god. 71 degrees, baby. why am i inside? must. remedy.
i was told this looks like a woman with laundry
basket. i'm not sure how i feel about that. . . but i think i am
slightly offended. maybe annoyed is a better word. i don't know. i need a
believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." [i
suppose i should have mentioned this earlier, but you may want to turn the
volume down on this one if anyone else is in earshot and easily offended.]
next week, updates will be sporadic as i will be on a business
trip. 5 days, baby. just 5 days.
with sharp things in your head. it reminded me of dr. pokey's fun with
sharp things. so of course, i had to post it. [via fark]
bulbo in a
brief history of the 20th century. [via 50 cups]
saw this a few days ago, but couldn't quite bring myself to post
your base are belong to us. but now there is a rock video. wild. it's all
about the meme, baby. [via memepool]
the center for the easily
amused. [via /usr/bin/girl]
what made my day, case 15 in a series. fabulous e-mail from a
friend. it was entertaining, caring, boosted my ego. . . all in all, made me
smile a great deal.
major updates over at exploding dog. including you can feel
science. which may be of interest to someone who can see through time. . .
hm. interesting. must make a point to go and see this
plaque sometime. [via bluishorange]
oh. dear. god. the
home page of peter pan. i take no responsibility for emotional or
psychological scars that may result from viewing this page. [via fark]
a day late, but still entertaining. make your own candy heart. they
look pretty good, too. [via memepool]
are kind of strange. i will not be ordering any to add to the duckie motif
in my bathroom though. [via misterpants]
this almost made my day. but not quite. spray on the flavor with pam. what
is that child doing with the snowball? [via not so soft. have i mentioned
lately how much i love meg's site? faboo style, content, design, and ani all
in one neat little package.]
how to shrink a head. [via weblog
make me use this. . . "
fi channel buys rights to battlefield earth. they're the only bidder.
they get it for a cool 2 mil. [via fark]
valentine's day "candy
hearts": a brief analysis. this is very entertaining. it made me
chuckle. numerous times. [via fark]
real history of Valentine's Day. sort of. [via fark]
kottke has a little
valentine silliness happening.
jesusfoodnetwork.com. "how do
you like your jesus?" just another reason why i am going to hell. [via metafilter]
girl. just. read. it. trust me. [via mr. pants]
"You have reached ElvisFind.com - The Elvis Presley
Search Engine & Site Directory. On this site you can find your way around
the Elvis Internet, in various ways." i didn't realize elvis had his own
internet. wild. [via /usr/bin/girl]
what made my day, case 14 in a series. hatten är
din. or something. there is sound, but it's probably just as
entertaining without it. and it's pretty damn long. but you'll get the idea,
if you don't want to stick with it all the way through. although there is
one thing towards the end that i cannot for the life of me figure out what
it is. . . of course, that would imply that i was able to figure out
the rest of it. which isn't exactly true. just watch. [via /usr/bin/girl]
the history channel webby site presents the
history [duh] of valentine's day.
if you need me, i'll be banging my head against a wall.
nominations announced today. perhaps when the site is less swamped, i
will wander through and comment. because you care.
of course, you can't have an oscar season without the
golden raspberry nominations.
loony.org on the napster
pagebuild.com. it's just so
bad. it's beautiful. beautifully awful. [via the morning news]
note to self: play with this when you have more time. fischerspooner. weird. [via the morning news]
are people out there that enjoy quoting movies and reminiscing about TV
shows.... but don't base their lives around it and don't need to wear
t-shirts with cartoon characters from the 1980's to define who they are as a
person. This site is for those people. This site is Whatever-Dude.com." [via
yale's skull and bones revealed. good grief. [via metafilter]
i figure i should study up. national anthem. and
stuff to do.
today's episode: that in which dawn attempts to be not too
cynical about tomorrow. [maybe if i just close my eyes it will go away. . . ]
guerilla improv and
machine. [via tom]
there may be hope yet. last night's episode didn't totally suck.
5 days, baby.
just 5 days.
monkey's index of famous monkeys. [via fark]
for gaming geeks. someone is going to kick my ass for posting this, i am
sure of it. [via weblog wannabe]
this kiss. bid on a celebrity smooch. yes, steve, there is a britney one. [via ben]
woah. freeky. dirtdirt dreems. plus other
fabulous things to play with. [via 50 cups]
oh. oh. must. have. blue flames.
drool. the glow in the dark ones are cool too. and the blue patent leather
wing tips are on sale. and they even have devil tails for
you. the devil and the blue flames? [shopping, via swallowing tacks]
woo! truss made me a banner for the eb.
envisioning return. balls of steel. steel, i tell you. [via truss]
masque's c term show opens tonight. The Love of Don Perlimplin
for Belisa in his Garden by Fredrico Garcia Lorca. guerilla improv will be opening.
february 8, 9, 10 at 8pm in alden hall. $3 students, $5 non. [i would
provide a link to more info about the show, but the masque and theatre tech
pages haven't been updated, and the newest issue of tech news isn't up, so
there isn't any additional info. hell, masque's .plan still has info about
Stumbles Onto Orgasm Machine. there are no words.
guide to the blues. [via fark]
good grief. Anarchy
Sign: General Racist Symbol. [via metafilter]
speaking of amazon,
apparently i have a wish
list. although i have no recolection of doing this. . . weird.
oh no! amazon is having a sale on
classic jazz. i am doomed. must. resist. buying. more music.
gillian anderson photos for sale.
palm pilot. [via gmtPlus9]
association of blood banks. [via loony.org]
as much as i love the veritable cornucopia line, i have a new
one. the devil and some undefined quantity of curl. it is just screaming to
be worked into this page somehow. . . ideas?
hatrack river. the official
web site of orson scott card.
why the human race is doomed, case 19 in a series. Fox
says no to contraceptive ad on "Temptation Island." ok, let's think
about this for a moment. the sole purpose of this tv show is to break up
serious couples by taunting them with other sexy people. and they won't air
a contraceptive ad. right. makes perfect sense. ow. brain. hurtz.
why is the whitehouse site beyond my
football. [via /usr/bin/girl]
invented IT. what. ever. [via the morning news]
ok, this person either didn't see the same show i did, or he is way too
forgiving. which i used to be, i admit. but now, i have accepted the fact
that the show is just stinky.
what made my day, case 14 in a series. morning conversations with
ryan. they always make me smile, as he usually greets
me with a poem. but today's was just especially nice.
info on the dukes of
stratosphear. includes a hip section detailing each songs' influences.
Quiz: Test Your Geek Knowledge! [via fark]
this is the scariest thing i've seen in some time. monkey. [via
a great day in
harlem. "explore jazz history through one photograph." this is pretty
damn hip. [via gmtPlus0]
the nerds. [via memepool, although you'd think i
would've known about this. . . ]
gorillaz. [via not so soft]
gweep ate itself last friday, but our wondrous admins have made
everything all happy happy again. but that's why you are seeing entries for
fri and sat that i was just able to post this morning.
the three men i admire most
the father, son, and the holy ghost
they caught the last train for the coast
the day the music died.
wise words from greg knauss
today on fear and risk and regret.
interesting article on the links of illness to genius. Why
Brahms Dozed and Van Gogh Saw Yellow.
apparently, the marilyn manson willy wonka thing was just a
rumor. thank god.
time wasting game. cabeem. [via fark]
xfl kicks off this saturday at
8 on nbc.
why the human race is doomed, case 18 in a series. apparently, the
separation of church and state is discrimination,
and dubya won't stand for it. "In candid comments picked up by a microphone
Bush did not know was open, he confided to Catholic charity leaders that his
initiative ties directly into the abortion issue. The next 'logical step'
from his plan, Bush said, would be protecting unborn fetuses." this thing
with him talking "candidly" and getting picked up by mics happens so often,
i am starting to wonder - is it perhaps all planned? or is he really just
in the life of a monster. [via tom]
what made my day, case 13 in a series. starship titanic: the
novel.* oh yes indeed. [via wetlog]
guerilla improv: we put the FU in fun.
please please please say this isn't true. marilyn
manson to star in willy wonka remake [second story on the page]. "Willy
Wonka is one of my favorite movies, and I think I can play that role like no
one else." [via fark]
those wacky microsoft folks are at it again. hidden meanings. [via fark]
bush countdown clock. [again, via fark. they are full of fun stuff today.]
maybe dibble should move to utah. utah
names jell-o state snack. "Sen. Gene Davis offered ice cream as an
alternative. 'Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly. But it is
made in Utah,' he said.
kottke presents the best
power point slide ever.
for dvd addicts. netflix.
sounds like a pretty hip service. [via signal vs. noise]
since the last time i posted a link allowing you to make little
people was such a hit, here's another. hero machine. [via /usr/bin/girl]
hi! monkey.net. [via /usr/bin/girl]
spark offers a gender test. i'm a girl. but
almost exactly on the line in the middle. wow.
[via weblog wannabe]
note to self: ssh
good day and welcome to february.
i've fixed the naming scheme for the archives. this will cause
some angst for the search engines, but it's all for the best. please let me
know if you run into any difficulties. contact info, as always, is over on
to do list revisited, plus some new ones.
fix the part over [gesture right] there cause it looks dumb
in anything but ie5.
+ explain the veritable cornucopia thing.
+ make the about page i keep threatening to.
fix the when? on the older pages.
start thinking about a feb design cause i was stupid and
used pink this month. valentine's day is dumb anyway. someday i will
have a st. valentine's day massacre party. oh yes. someday. . . this doesn't
involve shooting anyone. geesh! just people dressed up as gangsters. and
lots of frisking.
fix the naming scheme of the archives.
+ remember the other eb related stuff i wanted to do. . .
add month to january page title.
fix when? on january page.
*in case you missed it, there is a contest on the last page.