we put the F
U in fun.
design tool. amazing
gun to your head.
it'sa game. of sorts.
live arrived today. i must say that cdbaby rocks. they had shipped the cd
within 4 hours of placing the order. their e-mail confirmation made me
giggle. they offer free cds for repeat customers. they specialize in
independent music. they have fun titles for their music styles, such as folk: like ani. they have sounds
clips to check out the music before you buy. they have a money back guarantee if you
don't like the music you bought. i will be ordering more from them, oh yes.
Aimed at Drunken Politicians [in puerto rico]. "There were from 10 to 12
legislators in a state of drunkenness. You notice it because they would say
foolish things in their speeches." hmmmm. makes one think, doesn't it. [via
final episode of ken burns' jazz airs tonight on pbs.
meg offers a bunch
searches. definitely worth the link. involves some nasty words in case
you're worried about that sort of thing.
i'm sorry. i thought we had separation of church and state
in this country. my mistake. [i thought this was fairly well known news by
now. apparently not. Bush
Sets Up Faith-Based Office at White House. the salon
design tool. wanted
fonts. [via strange brew]
dana once mentioned that it was impossible
to find stuff in this veritable cornucopia. i've started to put sort of tags
on some of the links that i think people may want to find later. for
instance the "design tool" above. i've also started putting "shopping"
before shopping links. provides a sort of category to search on later.
what made my day, case 12 in a series. finally finding a rubber
duckie shower curtain. i've been looking for months. don't ask. thanks
to dan for his help in finding a store
that actually had it in stock.
i'm sorry. i thought they played football at the
superbowl. my mistake.
in case you missed any commercials, adcritic has a superbowl page.
or, in case last night's didn't do it for you, msnbc presents The
Super Bowl ad champs.
Relationship with the Cows - An Interview through Sharon Callahan. [via
of wine, i still have a bottle of button to consume. . . i need to do that.
[via backup brain]
blood simple. ok,
why have i not heard of this movie before? it's coen brothers. must rent.
[via bluish orange]
barry on the humvee. "military shorthand for HUgely Masculine
VEEhickle." [via tom]
shadow of the
vampire opens today. apparently they went through huge efforts to make
it sound old. they replicated wax cylinders, and parts of the movie are in
"all men are fanboys. you
need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it."
these are cool. id
dinnerware. [via cardhouse]
Castro says he hopes Bush "not as stupid as he seems". don't we all.
got milk? game.
"Watch out for stray vacuum cleaners and toy cars, which will leave you dry
as granola if they run into you." [via fark]
why the human race is doomed, case 17 in a series. the fact that
this product exisits: "If you are interested in increasing your bust size
and having firmer breasts, then you want to try Bloussant. Bloussant is an
all-natural herbal tablet, which, when taken daily will increase your bust
size by up to two cup sizes." [via metafilter]
i remember when meg
first posted her ideal man description, which she has since modified.
and i thought, gee that sounds swell. interesting the way things work.
scots on the rocks presented by mw
repertory theatre company etc. opens tonight. break legs!
back in stock. my
copy has been ordered. oh yes. it will be mine. damn. order placed at
12:45pm. e-mail confirming shipment received at 4pm. these guys are good.
buena vista social
surreal moment of the day [last night, actually]. running into
paul szlyk at john harvard's last
night. [really need to make the surreal thing into a series. this would be
the 3rd time i have used the phrase, surreal moment of the day. there you
go. it's a series.]
this would be cooler if it was at least somehow based on your
current name, but it's still silly. discover your true name. on
the first try, i got Marvellous Orchestrator. and then i played a little
more, and the next cool one to pop up was Rhythmic Turtle-Carver.
driving school. [via harrison, who has actually taken
the class. whee.]
ok, now this is a little ridiculous. you can order ginger on
amazon. [via metafilter]
meets the matrix. i'll be impressed if it works. maybe. real media demo.
more to dos:
+ fix the naming scheme of the archives
+ remember the other eb related stuff i wanted to do. . .
dan. i can't stop laughing. i especially like the 2nd buttons down. [via
am never going to work again.
why the human race is doomed, case 16 in a series. top 100 banned
books of 1990-1999. top 10 includes The Adventures of Huckleberry
Finn, Of Mice and Men, and The Catcher in the Rye. [via fark]
Britney Said a Bad Word. and apparently, you can get the recording on
heard this on npr on the drive in. spooky. Funeral
home director discovers woman in body bag was still alive. "People have
to understand that cold, stiff, blue people can be resuscitated."
i am floating in a sea of melancholy today. i wonder why. . . and
now it's gone. *shrug*
insult generator. Thou puny pottle-deep harpy. [via ben]
in watermelon sugar by richard
brautigan is one of my favorite
books. it's generally referred to as in watermelon sugar, but the
full title on the cover is "In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done
again as my life is done in watermelon sugar." i still remember the first
time i ever read it. my dad was straightening up some stuff in the basement.
he handed the book to me and said, "here. i think you're old enough for this
now." i need to read it again. i need to read more brautigan. i need to
figure out why i suddenly have this book on the brain. . .
what made my day, case 11 in a series. this beautiful
post by rabi. she says, "did
you know friends are the most amazing invention ever?" and i think that is
lovely. [another to do: add wokerjabby to where list.]
megatokyo. pretty hip. i
will have to browse the archives. . . [via jony]
there. i fixed the list of stuff over on the right. [refer to 'to
do' list from 1.17.2001] let me know if you have issues, comments,
oh this is just too much fun. time
digital 2026. [via chris]
noah points out, "If
travelling to orlando to be sufficiently creeped out by christian marketing
doesn't suit your needs, there's another opportunity
right nearby, off I-84 in CT... (even though it's mostly abandoned)"
okok, so i took the silly spark test. it's based
on the myers briggs. weird. [i've taken the actual myers briggs. i don't
remember what my results were, but it definitely wasn't the same as this
one. oh well.] favorite question: Are you always forgetting where you put
things, like your keys or tongue?
and so it beings. Bush moves on abortion,
me a w!
your web page. try the eventual
blog. [via fark]
why the human race is doomed, case 15 in a series. McVeigh
execution might be televised. why don't we just take bets on how long
it'll take and sell peanuts and popcorn too. sad thing is, someone probably
megnut presents a plethora
of information on the abortion issue today.
new graphic novel out by neil gaiman. the last
temptation. "Steven is afraid. Afraid of ghost stories, afraid of
growing up...just afraid. That is, until he meets the mysterious Showman and
his Theatre of the Real. Steven takes a ticket and watches the show on a
dare, but getting out of the performance will be harder than he ever
imagined. And Steven learns what it is to be truly afraid."
dresses. i want some. [via memepool]
Christian theme park to open in Orlando. "The Holy Land Experience, a
Christian theme park, is unlike anything Orlando has ever seen. When it
opens February 5, visitors will be able to enter a replica of Jesus' tomb,
climb the stairs of a faux Herod's Temple and travel down a re-creation of
the Via Dolorosa, the street that Jesus walked before he was crucified." of
for dan. open casting
call for jay and silent bob strike back. thursday.
sushi 101. hip. [via weblog wannabe]
geekt.org. geek history
through t shirts.
golden globe movie and television
M.W. Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.
presents Scots on the Rocks by Richard Nathan january 25, 26, and 27,
yes, dibble. i am nearly ready to concede
that the x files has indeed jumped the shark. last night's
episode was just so wrong. excellent review
[mainly cause it uses the phrase 'butt munchkin']. this is sad. i wonder
what february sweeps will bring. oh right. mulder.
to build the best paper airplane in the world in 35 simple
steps. 35 steps?!? damn.
Accepts 5-Year Law Suspension.
jellybath. all i can
think is ew. [via memepool]
off the galapagos. sad. when i lived in ecuador i couldn't afford the
plane ride out to the islands to play. it was on the list of things to do if
i ever make it back with money instead of as a poor college student. that,
and riding on top of the train through the andes. which i didn't do because
i couldn't get anyone to go with me and i didn't want to do it alone. that
name generator. pants? that's it? what a lame name. my dad is the
butcher. cool. rocco the butcher. mom is the stare. my sisters are the
bishop and the heartbreaker. [via /usr/bin/girl]
seann 'kids incorporated' ives
heather 'the grown up' sheldon
tom 'fancy pants' carr
john 'baby buns'
marybeth 'the hobo clown' miskovic,
a.k.a. dusty 'cedar teeth' heart
delicious' caprio, a.k.a. mikey 'the bastard' caprio, uncle mikey 'the
jony 'sweet nostrils' balboni
for tom who can't wait for me to change
the design because he says the pink face is obviously not work. 9 to 5 cafe presents office
safe games. [via weblog
don't forget to go to church on
unemployed philosophers guild. i want a pair of freudian slippers.
apparently, this peta singing
cow commercial was too much and cbs banned it from superbowl sunday. i
don't get it. it's not offensive. it's actually kind of silly. maybe they
banned it because footballs are made out of leather? i don't know. [via metafilter]
adcritic has a special superbowl page.
sound of chaos. "Turn numbers into music. That's the aim of fractal fan
Lars Kindermann, who created this computer program to do just that. By
plugging in numbers, choosing instruments and selecting the scale and other
musical settings, you can hear fractal music of your own making." [via weblog wannabe]
i have weird friends. chadly was bored,
and threw this together. the imperial redneck.
truss says, "Slowly,
painfully, it starts to take shape..."
[i just got e-mail from heather with the
subject 'my love.' ooooh yeeeaaaaaah. i don't wanna read it for fear it will
disappoint and won't be nearly as entertaining as the subject. . . cause
odds are it is commentary on the candy article from yesterday. sigh.]
script story #2 [see 1.11 post about the script thing and 1.12
for script story #1]:
one day, i was telling kim [same kim as story #1, not pictured
in the storTrooper thing] about something especially sweet that my boyfriend
at the time had done [i have no idea what it was anymore]. we were doing the
"aaaaaaw isn't that sweet" googlie girlie thing, when kim said, "dawn, i
think your boyfriend has my boyfriend's script. can i get it back now.
a mysterious ben says i am his friend.
which i don't doubt. but like the tom thing before, i know several bens.
shoot us a messsage, won't you?
it worries me that alien
abductions incorporated exists. "WHETHER YOUR INTEREST IS CULTURAL,
SCIENTIFIC, OR SENSUAL Alien Abductions Incorporated can provide you with
memories of an experience guaranteed to be unlike any other available on
this planet!" the abductalizer?
favorite question: "Do you currently hold a religious ordination or Doctoral
degree that you received by mail?" [via backup brain]
fun with flash. the
revolution. [parts of this look familiar. i wonder if i've posted it
before. . . hm. i generally remeber stuff like that.]
the schmoozer. be sure
to check out the instant schmooze. "I wish I were your dog, so I could sit
in your lap and lick your face." [via weblog wannabe. be sure to play with
her draggable images if you have ie. hip toy.]
the center for persons
cursed by evil fate. [via wetlog]
bad candy. the my love story is
particularly entertaining. [via mike]
+ fix the part over [gesture right] there cause it looks dumb in
anything but ie5.
+ explain the veritable cornucopia thing.
+ make the about page i keep threatening to.
+ fix the when? on the older pages.
+ start thinking about a feb design cause i was stupid and used
pink this month. valentine's day is dumb anyway. someday i will have a st.
valentine's day massacre party. oh yes. someday. . . this doesn't involve
shooting anyone. geesh! just people dressed up as gangsters. and lots of
few more storTroopers. well, actually a
clarification from yesterday.
jess says, "They should have breast size as an option."
[the other one that was listed as mystery yesterday is actually someone known as
mystery. there you go.]
rules. i suppose this would mean something to me if i understood regular
football rules, but i'm just a girl. [insert hair tossing and high pitched
why the human race is doomed, case 14 in a series. DA
prosecutes mom who gave son condoms. what?!? now granted, the article
makes it sound like she just handed them over without really discussing it
with him. but come on. if she told him to stop, you think he would have?
isn't making sure that he is protected a good mom thing to do? isn't
acknowledging that he knows what sex is a good mom thing to do? christ. my
parents still can't accept the fact that i've probably had sex before. [let
the fun search referrals begin.]
good god. IT has it's own website. www.theitquestion.com.
george w bush or
Inventor Says Speculation Far Overblown. oh now there's a
surprise. [via heather, who says "considering new
developments, I know what it is, it's a radio made out of coconuts made by
The Professor for Ginger!"]
more on ginger.
re: storTroopers: heather says, dressing up the skeleton "did prove to be
entirely entertaining. It was like scary goth reaper paper dolls. The black
pigtails were my favorite."
[i had the day off yesterday. hence no linkie love for your
Splice Fluorescent Gene Into Monkey.
technology by the groove chamber. must have sound. fa boo. [via swallowing tacks]
Say When You're Losing a Technical Argument. favs below. [via backup brain]
23. What? I don't speak your crazy moon-language.
43. You used to program in Pascal, didn't you?
54. Yes, but can this be embedded in a toaster, for example?
70. I heard that the only real application for that technology
was child pornography. How did you hear about it?
britney's lyrics. "The song is essentially Britney's quest to get closer
to God. She begs to fill the spiritual emptiness she feels at the begining
through her psychosexual relationship with her imaginary god figure." oh. it
makes so much more sense now. [via fark]
lego chef. damn this is
good. [warning: i pick quicktime high and after watching it, my machine
crashed. i dunno why.]
duckie fan club of america.
ok, i am admittedly a huge x files geek. and i always try to give
tenthirteen the benefit of the doubt when there are not so great episodes
and attempt to decipher what they were trying to do. but sunday's show? it
was bad. awful. horrible. i thought i was watching a soap opera during the
opening scene. i am losing faith. . . there were a few funny lines, and they
made fun of duchovny's name again, which sent me into a giggling fit, but
other than that? bad. as tom
mccown stated, "When most quality shows have been on the air too long
they usually lapse into mediocrity, with only occasional flashes of their
former greatness. The X-Files has lapsed into sheer stupidity with
occasional flashes of torpor." indeed.
a few final storTroopers that rolled in
over the weekend.
a second mysterious someone's storTrooper.
it is unclear whether ryan was planning this before, or if he was
inspired by the silly little
people, but nonetheless, he now brings you the kathy and ryan
yes, it is now saturday, but any new storTroopers that rolled in
late last night or this morning are still under yesterday's heading so as to
have them all collected in one place. dig?
don't forget to go to church
tomorrow. see below for details.
repent! go to church on
sunday. [afternoon brunch and avant jazz at the zeitgeist - 312
Broadway, Cambridge. 1:00 to 3:30 pm. $10 donation, all you can eat.]
lovely words about the blog from tom. "You
know the greatest thing about your blog is that it's enough of a forum that
lazy butts like myself don't need one. That's a compliment, btw. . . All the
entertainment, none of the work."
on temptation island. "'Who will stay together?' asks Mark as he
thoughtfully approaches us, the concerned viewers at home. 'Who will be torn
apart? Who will return to their lives with the partner they arrived with?
And who will return alone?' Who will really care? As long as they keep the
public sexual humiliation of others coming."
even more majestic
cone is now a red sox? ok, that's a little weird.
upcoming concerts i [and other folks in mass) should consider
going to. [via tim's
+ jan 19 & 20 Aimee Mann -
Boston - Berklee Performance Center
+ jan 19 Vance
Gilbert - Framingham - Uncommon Coffeehouse
+ jan 20 Jim's Big Ego /
Honest Bob - Cambridge - TT
+ jan 20 Loomers - Westboro -
J & J Coffeehouse - (email firstname.lastname@example.org for info)
script story #1 [see yesterday's post about the script thing]:
kim was getting ready for a dinner date with her boyfriend. now, kim is
notoriously late. always. so it's getting really close to when they should
be leaving the house. boyfriend is getting nervous about the time.
kim: "honey, don't worry. 5 more minutes and i'll be beautiful."
bf: "ok, well, i am just worried cause the reservations are for
7:30 and it's after 7 now. . . "
kim: "no. you're line was: 'you look beautiful now.' let's try
that again. honey, don't worry. 5 more minutes and i'll be beautiful."
bf: "you look beautiful now."
kim: "aaaw. thank you!"
again throws me into bouts of laughter.
meme of the week: storTroopers. here's me.
[originally, i had me in skimpier clothes. but i was all embarassed and
stuff. okok i put the skimpier clad me one up too. apparently that wasn't
skimpy enough. so here's the go-go girl version. and i've been told my hair
is wrong. which would you pick? general consensus is that's as close as it's
going to get.]
now you go make
one and send it along.
seann says "dig my
heather's storTrooper. [this one made me snarf. and i was on
the phone with a consultant. bad evil heather.]
andrew says "the inner me."
kim's storTrooper. [not the same kim referenced in the
above story, just in case you were confused.]
kathy and ryan show. ryan wins for best use of little people.
josh's storTrooper. take two: "I am leet. I have Photoshop."
the ever mysterious someone's storTrooper.
jer says, "well,
mark says, "The closest approximation...
i don't have pix editing apps here to fix the hair or the glasses..."
mike presents vara.
truss' storTrooper. [includes
some post-production modifications.]
tara presents amy, tara, cam, and katie, aka one pimp and
three sexy beeyatches.
ford's storTrooper. [hope i got it
juniper says, "They didn't have
hair long enough for mine - and they didn't have bandannas either, which
surprised me. But I guess this is pretty close..."
steve says, "pimpin' ain't easy."
helene says, "(The rest of my hair is in the braid you can't see
down my back.)"
brian says, "would that i looked this cool
damnit. cdnow is having a
$9.99 sale. i think many purchases are in my near future. . . they have
miles davis kind of blue on sale. if you don't have it, buy it. really.
state and main. that
was the movie. david mamet. must see.
good man. he
has figured out the script. i have 2 fun stories about the script. . .
perhaps i will get to them later.
why the human race is doomed, case 13 in a series. britney
is making a movie. then again, i saw bits of the snl she hosted and was
actually marginally impressed that she could sort of act and didn't totally
suck. but still.
simpsons meet shaft. [via gmtPlus9]
case. [via memepool]
self-closing toilet seat and lid. like that isn't headed for disaster. . .
but wait! i wasn't quite done! [via not so soft]
speaking of not so
soft, meg writes a lovely page. and it's named for an ani difranco song.
[i seem to remember saying this before. . . but i cannot find it. oh well.]
tech support vs. the psychic friends network. [via /usr/bin/girl]
r-a-n-d-o-m. [via the morning news]
what made my day, case 10 in a series. the moon. beautiful and
full and bright. the moon. reflected over the reservoir. the moon. framed in
my window as i went to sleep.
mbta is trying to raise money
by allowing corporate sponsors to name t stops. oh yeah. that's a
good idea. driving around boston is
already nigh impossible, so let's make navigating the t confusing too.
why the human race is doomed, case 12 in a series. rod paige is
bush's pick for secretary of education. he's been the superintendent for
houston since 1994. isn't texas dead last in education?
oh. god. there will be a possible 4th lone gunmen on the spinoff
show [well, 5th if you count the chickie they are adding too]. his name?
jimmy bond. puhlease.
we will go
into the future together.
if anyone can get me a copy of melissa ferrick skinner and
faster you will be my hero forever.
we need to get this for dandanmartins.
La-Z-Boy and WebTV
team up on new "Explorer" e-cliner!
oh. dear. god. Jermaine
Says Jackson 5 Will Live Again.
do not let me into anymore music stores. i went shopping last
night for the express purpose of exchanging a cd i got for christmas and
picking up 2 others and a box set i wanted. final tally? after 2 stores, i
came home with only 2 of the 4 things i set out to buy. plus 6 other cds.
welcome to zombo.com. [via fark]
must be destoryed, part 1. they forget britney spears. [via fark]
interview. "What I try to do, among other things, is to mix fantasy and
spirituality, sexuality, humor and poetry in combinations that have never
quite been seen before in literature. And I guess when a reader finishes one
of my books -- provided the reader does finish the book -- I would like for
him or her to be in the state that they would be in after a Fellini film or
a Grateful Dead concert. Which is to say that they've encountered the
lifeforce in a large, irrepressible and unpredictable way and as a result
their sense of wonder has been awakened and all of their possibilities have
been expanded." tom robbins is my new obsession. and all because of alison, who mentioned once that
still life with woodpecker was her favorite book. so i asked for and
got it for christmas. and i'm hooked. [interview link via tefler]
hell is ginger? "According to the inventor of 'Ginger,' Dean Kamen, his
device will be an alternative to products that 'are dirty, expensive,
sometimes dangerous and often frustrating, especially for people in the
clues. discussion over at metafilter. send
along your ideas to be listed here.
me: a trash bag. [hm. the additional clues
don't line up with this theory. perhaps the whole thing is a hoax.]
tom: it's a VCR that automatically sets
the time so that it doesn't always blink 12:00. Rocket jet pack. Personal
transport of some kind. Maybe pedemotive. Fred == flintstone, drove car by
pumping his feet, Fred & Ginger. . . Some kind of powered rollerblade. He's
an avid aviator, so I'm not ruling out the jetpack either. I'm going to
guess that it's person-portable personal trasnportation with a clean power
source. Probably ground-based, but maybe a jet pack.... The most realistic
is powered rollerblade-type skates, the least realistic is a rocket pack. Or
it's a big yellow smiley face with 'This is such a huge scam' written on it.
dave: My first thought was some sort of personal vehicle.
Powered walkers? "change the ways cities are designed" hints at some form
of transport. Modular buildings? Who knows?
heather: probably has something to do
with transportation, can't imagine what yet though.
more majestic stuff. oooh.
trailers. [via heather]
more on majestic.
this is not me. just in case you were confused.
cool or spooky. you be the judge. [via tom]
sunday's x files was
supposed to take place in worcester. it was definitely not worcester. oh
well. and if they keep calling each other agent i am going to shoot myself.
they have names. use them. [side note: the episode that takes
place on the boston t airs february 11.]
microwave oven experiments. this is just asking for trouble. [via backup brain]
anomalous physics. [via backup
for steve. britney
this one is for dan. just for the
band's name. straigh edge
crack whores. [via fark]
news. cause for some unknown reason, i have friends who are into that
sort of thing. monkeys. i don't get it.
hm. cool. Man makes history as
1st to take wife's name.
time wasting game: isketch.net.
um, that's good to know.
or something. [via noah]
edited by a new gweep.
nyc subway. i dunno. it looked kind of funky. [via gmtPlus9]
the art of
topless dancing and information design. how can you go wrong with a
title like that?
science university. [via memepool]
Author Clarke's DNA Set for Space Odyssey. hip. [via heather]
re: my resolutions. a few folks have sent along links to death wish piano movers. how
can i not hire them with a name like that?
rane. my sister's
boyfriend works for the band. [note he does not play in the band. he works
for them.] anyway, supposedly they are playing house of blues in boston sometime
this month. but she doesn't remember who they are opening for. [they're
schedule is called ranedates. i think that's
spiffy.] i've no idea what they sound like. someone grab a few mp3 samples for me.
is coming to boston in february to look for contestants. you know, in
case you're into that sort of thing.
finders. i am
intrigued. [via mute who has a lovely page. and it's
got e.e.cummings. you can't go wrong with e.e.cummings]
speaking of e.e.cummings. . .
"she being brand new" is one of my favorites. it's about a car. sort of.
what made my day, case 9 in a series. being called a "reasonable
and intelligent person." in light of recent goings-on, this meant more to me
than it probably should have. regardless, it was nice to hear. [and don't
give me crap about having 2 in one day. it's my game, so we play by my
new pics and updates over at guerillaimprov.com.
she's got a new
label. and the live cd
is out. it's got will
you be the one on it, which is the song she played the first [and only]
time i saw her play. love that song. must. buy.
must. watch. ken burns' jazz
on pbs. my sister works for wgbh so
she got to see part of the show already. she said it was hip.
phrases in the crouching tiger,
hidden dragon pattern. [via kottke.org]
makes me think of joe plunkett in you're screwed. which was in new voices. . .
12? gah. old.
what made my day, case 8 in a series. the sunrise this morning.
it was spectacular. almost made getting out of bed early worth it.
[nother resolution added to the list below.]
what made my day, case 7 in a series. reminiscing about stuff
that happened long ago and finding out that people still remember it and it
had some nifty impact on them. [thanks, truss!]
the niagara mohawk
building in syracuse is one of my
all time favorite buildings. it's so ugly it's cool.
[see? i told you it was a better gotham city
"Cricket Lick-It suckers are bright green, Creme de Menthe flavored with a
genuine California cricket in the middle." [via gmtPlus9]
loony.org's week in review made me
laugh out loud. twice.
the north end has
its own webpage?
fun page. cool clock.
stole man's penis. "No one in the crowd had seen any evidence of the
theft. But they all appeared to believe the man, who was said to be holding
tightly on to his trousers." [via fark]
year 2000 darwin awards
damn monkeys. Customs
officers quake at 'devil monkey'. "British customs officials have
claimed that a wooden monkey statue seized from an African drug smuggler has
put an evil spell on them." [via fark]
why the human race is doomed, case 11 in a series. thunderwear. "how many
times have you said 'there's got to be a better way to carry a gun
concealed!' tired of having to pull your pants up all the time?" check out
the main page too for a nifty
little picture. cute doggie. . .big gun! [via gmtPlus9]
commercial. even though i saw it coming, i couldn't believe it. [via fark]
one for dan. Rally
backs teachers in dispute over student Packer fan. "More than 50 parents
and children joined by a few teachers rallied Tuesday night in support of
the New Prague Intermediate School and two teachers who excluded a student
who is a fan of the Green Bay Packers from participating in a Minnesota
Vikings pizza party."
surreal moment of the day [hm. i will have to turn this topic
into a series. . .]. walking into the coffee place this morning and hearing
pull up to the bumper by grace jones playing. in the coffee place. [i
wonder if i just have surreal coffee place karma. can you have surreal
resolutions [as featured in today's .plan. anyone else want to share? as always, contact info
over on the right.]
+ cook more and eat better
+ exercise more
+ read more and different things
+ take better advantage of living near boston (ie, see more
+ spend more time with friends i don't get to see on a regular
+ continue to have faith and trust in people
+ play my guitar more
+ find a way to get my piano to massachusetts and play that
+ have more "special occassions"
+ write more
+ learn to swing dance
+ do not fuck this up
what made my day, case 6 in a series. went shopping for a new
suit. discovered i had dropped 2 sizes. booyah.
note to self: diana krall
pink is so my color.
funfun commercial for 21st century toys. [via
tree! dopey face!
good day and welcome to a new year. millenium. whatever.
"and besides, 2001 is actually the start of the new millennium."
"nobody likes a math geek, scully."