Clerks the Cartoon
premieres tonight at 930 on ABC.
generator. i got: Kill some pretty noses. um, ok then.
timex has a new commericial
directed by tim burton. sort of like matrix with a watch. or something.
Area Gravity Forecast
review and short video download from the live action version of
Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the
chicks? Shaft! Can you dig it?
bathing suit is here! i love this on-line shopping thing. . .
ever have one of those days? you know, when life seems totally
come closer. closer still. stand riiight. . .here! Whomp! (i have
got to get me one of these. . . )
saves the day. (the yankess
won too. . . but we're
still a game up)
another name generator. this time, be a Bond Girl. i'm Nora Lation-Ship. ga rowl.
more from the let's-make-fun-of-battlefield-earth dep't: will he
ever live this
hip. hopefully, this needs
from The Room:
As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You
store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with
songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". [and we all know
that never happens. . . -d] Although your eye is fixed on the horizon,
deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight
attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue
movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald.
hm. . .maybe marybeth's level of caffeine intake isn't so bad. .
. the Desk Potato Caffeine
i know i am going to regret posting this.
copyright 80 A.D. St. John the Divine. [via backup brain]
create your own pop
spam! game. it's pretty tough. don't get discouraged.
Dialog Generator. scary. i've never had this conversation. nope never.
another really funny review
of battlefield earth, by 7 year old Billy Darsow.
yet another reason to hate that freeking
just last week i was wondering if anyone had gotten around to
designing a site that would figure out what your phone
number spells. i don't know why. . .
news of julia roberts. . . hmmmm.
like, totally oh my gawd! julia roberts is
totally my celebrity soul sister!
new favorite web toys:
and exploding dog
(there are no actual exploding dogs. . . trust me)
trippy. (works best with a fast connection)
sad news from the mojave phone
sox are a game up. awwwwww yeeaaaaaaaa.
here, dans. i found you a new house! [via backup brain]
quick, lassie! tequila
is in trouble! this makes me sad. . .
speaking of tequila. . . imagine the body shot
play 20 questions with the
computer. it's good. it got spleen.
i saw this listed on fark a
while ago, but i never checked it out. then, last night over dinner, a
friend was lamenting the demise of hamster dance. so i mentioned the Chris Farley Dance. it's
pretty damn funny.
blue man group inspired
(i saw them for the first time last week):
fun with twinkies
there's always room for jell-o
horoscope blender -
Before you speak, listen to my fist. The hand controls more than
hold. Fight as if you were defending your soul not just your life.
<posted by dawn @
a link for
dan martins, who has the tivo, a marvel of human invention. . . and uses it
to record wwf. sigh.
Name Changer: Your new name is... Gidget Picklelips!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
the silliest web-based person- er, poohsonality
just in case you needed to know what to do if your parachute
fails to open, Worst Case
i am being super productive dawn today. amazing how when you are
happy it affects every part of your being. . .
her name is dani. her site is called web-therapy. weird.
not to be confused with this dani, who provides dani therapy.
wine drinkers, i give you the wine oracle.
how can a movie be this bad?
"It's a shame
that MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 was canceled."
Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a
long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way."
yet another wazzup
parody. make it stop.
explain to me why you would want to track your money's past adventures
i always wondered if there was a superhero with
a bowl of noodles on his head. . . [via misterpants]
makes me smile. and laugh. it's silly.
cool new lego toy,
and bizarre things to do with
news from the star wars front on "the
man who would be Darth Vader"
i think i just started my fbi file by visiting this page
Democrat, Republican, he's
the candidate with the gun.
Clerks The Cartoon
to debut 5.31.2000
just what i've always wanted to do. Pretend you're in prison and make a
this has to be
the coolest url ever
oh yeah. just what we need. the random rumor generator.
live the brat pack! test your breakfast club knowledge.
live action Tick on tv
explain to me again how Pedro can have 17 strikeouts. . . and
they still lose
the world is coming to an
end! oh wait - this
already happened. never mind. move along. nothing more to see.
the judging is
personal favs are 5th place Princess
Rain cause it's damn silly
and 10th place IDEO Web
Color Visualizer cause it's damn useful
anyone wanna get a team together for the Junkyard Wars?
what will they think of
sniff. this is
beautiful. sniff. i heart america!
in the you cant make this shit up dept. . . Jesus Sandals
haven't you always wondered what your name would be if
it was a cyborg acronym?
i need to check this out, but cannot
connect at the moment.
stupid people kill me.
i just got a fax that read, "i have highlighted the sections you
need to complete. . . " on a fax. a FAX!