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Might I suggest visiting the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a student was walking by the stream when she encountered a sage. The student humbly said, "What is the heart of a woman?" The master picked up a branch and struck the student seven times. After puzzling over this for weeks, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe