Catfish's Fluctuating Web Pages

Credo quia absurdum.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty dizzy-eyed mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling folly-fallen foot-licker, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty-Four:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One afternoon, a student encountered a sage by the woods.
Said the student to the master: "How do I experience truth?"
Said the master: "As the water is driven by the rock, so is cow seen by the fool."
After puzzling over this for days, the disciple became the sage.

Cheers,
joe