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Little-known JZP Fact Number 1046:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One chilly morning, a student saw a master by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to enlightenment?" Said the master: "As the virtue is understood by the bird, so is compassion different from the darkness." After puzzling over this for months, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe