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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 6:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit Scott Lesser or you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Elephantface fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Up with Guitars ... Free Speed at the door! | You won't want to miss next year's Jackie Chan Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! Killing Pomegranates The YeeGwee's Rally Against The VCR M.C. Dive-a-Lot Roger Lavallee and Nick Danger . . . with Patti Smith-- in a cage! |
Tonight at College of the Holy Cross! Shooting Carrots with a special solo a capella performance by M.C. Kool Schooly One (of Singing Butthole)! Call 555-3167 for tickets! | Headlinin' in an all-star gig this Wednesday - Johnny's Spigot with Dragon Edward and T&A Rap Mill!! |
Cheers,
joe