"Catfish" Joe's Frequently Growing Site

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Nine-Thousand and Eighty:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out GweepNet and checking out netcowboy.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student saw a master by the market.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of beauty?"
The master answered: "When the day is covered with the laugh, then there shall be stillness."
In that moment, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe