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You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock 'til you see red

-The Cramps


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the aisle you never go down at Eckerd's, because so far you've been lucky enough to retain continence.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 2:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Symmetry
 playing their last show with
 the masters of art rock:
Fed Airship

Altar Boy Green
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of disco:
The Steve Griffin Tribute Band

The Boston Killers
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
The Lawyers

Tonight at KRAP's Studio!
 Seattle Sunk Allstars
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Sir Roll-a-Lot (of Nun)!

Cheers,
joe