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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Two-Hundred and Fourty-Six:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company now.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One rainy day, an eager student encountered a sage by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "How can I learn insight?" Said the master: "What is the apple without the dog?" In that moment, the seeker became the sage.
Cheers,
joe