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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Nine:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... You WON'T Want to Miss *** Invasion of the Rubber Bigfeet *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling *** Giant Wenches from Ground Zero *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe