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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a young student spied a sage by the stream. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of virtue?" The master bounced an egg off the student's chest. In that moment, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe