Joe Provo's Accreting Junk

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Nine:
He is angry at humanity for not living up to its potential.

"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the web-based online game Lost or visiting Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Invasion of the Rubber Bigfeet ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling

   *** Giant Wenches from Ground Zero ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe