This was an anonymous note found rubber-banded to my door one fine morning a few years ago...I got a good chuckle. Hopefully you will too.
Please note...I'm not affiliated with this in any way, shape, or form. Also, yes, I am making fun of this... :)

GOD loves you!!! and came to live with us in the person JESUS CHRIST.
JESUS lived as an example of how GOD wants us to live.
JESUS died so that we could receive forgiveness and freedom from guilt over the wrong way we have lived.
JESUS rose from the dead so that those who are willing to obey JESUS will live forever with GOD in heaven.
You must accept eternal life as a gift, and admit you could never be religious enough or good enough to get to heaven apart from GOD's mercy and kindness.
GOD, in the person of the HOLY SPIRIT, will come and live inside everyone who yields to GOD and receives eternal life as a gift. The HOLY SPIRIT brings us supernatural power and desire to do what pleases GOD.

IMPORTANT FACTS FROM THE BIBLE:

All people were created by GOD.
Acts 17.24

So we are accountable to GOD for the way we live and subject to punishment for the wrong we do.
John 12.48

Every person has done wrong.
Romans 3.10-12,23

We deserve to die and be punished in hell forever for the wrong we have done.
2 Thessalonians 1.8,9
Romans 6.23

JESUS, who lived a perfect life, took the punishment we deserve and died for us. GOD has accepted the death of JESUS as full payment for our evil, and is willing to give us eternal life.
2 Corinthians 5.21

GOD loves us and does not want anyone to die forever in hell.
John 3.16 Romans 5.8

GOD wants us to repent.
Matthew 4.17

To repent means to change those beliefs and opinions which do not agree with what GOD has said in the Bible, and to ask GOD to change our behavior and help us to do what is right.
Acts 26.20 Mark 1.15

Eternal life (salvation) is free.
Ephesians 2.8,9

If you repent and believe GOD will give you salvation as a gift, you can know you will live forever with GOD.
l John 5.13
Romans 10.9,10

If you trust in good things you have done, or in your religious devothin to receive salvation, you will be rejected by GOD (unless you repent later).
Luke 18.9-14

When we pray for salvation, the HOLY SPIRIT comes into our life.
Romans 8.9
l Corinthians 12.13

The HOLY SPIRIT assures us we have been saved.
Romans 8.16
l John 4.13

GOD wants to reproduce in our attitudes and actions the character of JESUS CHRIST.
Romans 8.29 Titus 2.14

A prayer:

ALMIGHTY GOD, I acknowledge I am to obey the LORD JESUS. I know I have not lived the way YOU want. I know I deserve eternal punishment, but I believe YOU let JESUS die for me, so I could live forever with YOU. Please let the blood which JESUS poured out in dying cleanse me from guilt and wrong. Please send Your HOLY SPIRIT to live in me and help me to do what is right. Amen

get the hell away from here.