OK,

     What it IS my fellow spoons and spoonette!!!!!  Just had my exit
     interview.  Ripped it up pretty bad.  Told the HR dude that I
     basically couldn't imagine why anyone with the intelligence of peat
     moss would want to stay in this job.  Nice and scathing, just how I
     like it.  When he asked me what I liked about the job, I sat and
     pondered for a minute and then I said, "Nothing......really, I can't
     think of anything...."  Cool, huh?  Went out for beers and food last
     night with the cool people from work.  Got a little buzzed.  Nothing
     compared to tonight (at the gig that is, for all those in other states
     who aren't up-to-the-minute on the Life and Times of Andrew David),
     I'm sure.  I'm trying to think of something really memorable to leave
     you all with.  Perhaps a few lines of prose.  Or maybe, a little
     imaginary diologue.  The mind boggles.  I think we'll opt for the rap
     tip................................................................

        (to the beat and rhyme scheme of Montel Jordan's, "This is How
         Do It")

     Free intro:   Frockity frocky frock, that's right, MC Tone Blaster is
     in the motha fuckin' HAAAAUUUUUUSSSS.....we breakin' mother fucka's
     off left and right, you know it don't stop; HUH  1997, this how we do
     it, Bobby Dukoff in full effect, don't even tell me you ain't be down
     with dat'!!!!!!  One to the two, fuck that three and four, y'all ain't
     gettin' my shit no MO!!!!!!!.........

     This is how we do it!!
     It's Friday night, and I ain't joshin'; The party's at Franklin
         Crossing
     So I grab a cup, and I pour myself a soda, designated driver; grab
         the keys to my 'Yota.
     Don't look at the paint, 'cause it's FADED....
     We'll try to drive to Worcester, we'll be lucky if we MAKE IT!!!!
     There's a sound coming from under my hood, tonight!!!!!
     The oil is changed and the fluids are level
     But it don't mean shit when the trans goes mental
     I gotta figure out what a groove is, before I go to play
     So put on a plaid shirt and iron up yo' pants
     And let me hear the party say

     1- I had two beers and I'm heavily buzzed (It's time to make the
         donuts)
     Lightweight David does it like nobody does (It's time to make the
         donuts)
     Use fresh dill to add some flavor (It's time to make the donuts)
     Let's dull the edge, bring the old horn back (It's time to make the
         donuts)


     This is how I do it, put lots of gel in my hair, and comb it for 20
     years
     If you're an A.F. David or a really good player You see I think this
     would be good for me,
     No all you guys, I think, really!
     Oh shit, wait a second!  THAT Girl wants money!  Who got a hundred
     dollar bill, y'all?

     If you were from were I'm from then you would know
     That there ain't no such thing as a goddamn Bulkee
     Everyone knows its a HARD ROLL


     Whatever it is, the party's underway
     So sand down a reed, get really pissed off, And let me hear the party
     say
     (repeat 1...)

     I had two beers and I'm heavily buzzed (It's time to make the donuts)
     West Franklin does it like nobody does (It's time to make the donuts)
     SW1, HONKEY, all my homies
     (It's time to make the donuts)
     I'll never come back to Raynham Mass!!!

     Rap:

     Check it out!
     Once upon a time in '94
     Andrew made money and life STILL was slow
     All they said was 5'11 he hung
     And people thought the music that he made was dung
     There lived a D.J. and Membrane was his front
     He came up to Virgin, this is what he said,
     You and SW are gonna get some coffee
     Can I borrow two bucks so I can get a grande?



     YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH   BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  And I'm
     out.  For one last time.  I hope that was a much fun for you as it was
     for me.  OK, that's it.  I've blown up too crazy large and I've gots
     to go.

     MC Tone Master Delux Andrew N. White III Burton
     do_you_wanna_see_my_johnson@aol.com Bobby Mack Dukoff Mack Daddy Bomb
     Daddy Bomb Mack Super Tone Edge Master Delux Tone Master