Hi,

My name is Theodore Walter Rollins.  I play tenor saxophone and I was wonderingif you had any openings in your group, Adult Entertainment.  I primarilly play
in the hard bop style, but I have done some free/avante things as well.  I
know I might not be up to par, but maybe with some practice, I could get up
to speed.  I hear that the famous Michael Brecker has been known to jam with
you guys, so I'd understand if you didn't want me cluttering things up.  
Alright, that's it for now.  By the way, my friends call me "Sonny".  I hope
to hear from you soon.  

Thanks for your time,

T. Rollins

p.s.  Hey Mike, can I do your sister?  I think it would help me write my new
song, "Breast Madness".  

p.p.s  Hey Mike, can I do your mom?  I think it would help me write my new
song, "Breast Madness".