She walks inside the room
She's got a chip upon her shoulder
As if she knows someone
Well, she knows someone

Get this conversation over with
I've got things I've got to do
I've got to be somewhere
I gotta be somewhere

She says hula-hoops and halos dance around her head
Says she wants a feeling, but she'll settle for faith healing instead

Piles her hairdo up so high
If she stood up, she'd touch the sky
She goes somewhere
Well, she goes somewhere

She's up, she's down, she can't sit down
She's gotta crane to keep from falling down
She hangs there
She just hangs there

Hula-hoops and halos dance around her head
Says she wants a feeling, but she'll settle for faith healing instead

She walks inside the room
She's got a chip upon her shoulder
As if she knows someone
Well, she knows someone

Get this conversation over with
I've got things I've got to do
I've got to be somewhere
I've got to be somewhere
I gotta be somewhere

Hula-hoops and halos dance around her head
Says she wants a feeling, but she'll settle for faith healing instead

-- The Curtain Society, "Hula-Hoops and Halos" (1989) --