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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Slasher Movie Fans! FEEL the Sheer *Scary* TERROR of *** Death Ride of the Water Ghouls from the Ocean Floor *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Bone-Chilling *** Dracula's Merciless Worm Eaters *** BANNED in 10 Countries!
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