jprovo's Mutating Web Page

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou cockered lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou paunchy hasty-witted harpy, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory's production of Blue Window (1990).

"A help desk request reads: `I need an ass phone.`"
--prowler

I recommend visiting SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Circus Clown Struck By Tom Trecartin -- Thirty-Four Times.

Cheers,
joe